Chapter 102

  Bo Yu emerged from the underworld, and at this moment he was completely unscrupulous. Hong Jun wanted his partial power and a part of the world puzzle under his control, so be it! It's just right to get rid of all the interpersonal relationships and social connections that had been built up over the years in one go! He could run amok again without any constraints. What? You say no? Only those who have been thieves for a thousand days can prevent being stolen from for a thousand days, let alone that old thief being the ultimate boss of all xianxia worlds. This time it's just right to make a clean break! If the old guy still wants to play tricks, Bo Yu doesn't mind using his power to modify the rules, and everyone will scatter! Let's see who ends up more miserable!

  Fortunately, Hong Jun is obviously a clear-headed person, and this world is just one of the three thousand worlds he manages, even if Bo Fu messes up the script, what's the big deal? It can be reset at any time. Therefore, until now, Bo Fu can clearly feel that Hong Jun's attention has completely left this world, and also sent a clear signal to Bo Fu: "Go ahead!"

  Then Ba Fu was free, and he went directly to the Great Tang. The prosperity of the Western Regions was far inferior to that of the Heavenly Dynasty's Great Tang, and Ba Fu didn't bother wasting his energy and time in these small countries. There were still many plot twists to come in the Journey to the West, and he had plenty of time to waste. Sometimes Ba Fu would think: "If I went directly to Chang'an now and swallowed that monk Xuanzang whole, what kind of plot twist would that be?" Thinking of this, he not only chuckled to himself, "But if it were like that, many good shows would have to be delayed, who knows, maybe Guanyin would even reincarnate to fetch the scriptures herself! Haha, no rush, no rush, there's fourteen years' time to slowly watch and slowly play!"

  Bo Fu plunged into the four major wards of Chang'an, indulging in excessive drinking and merriment. He also went to Luoyang to admire the beauty of the women there; he went to Chengdu to enjoy the tenderness of the Sichuan girls; he drifted downstream to Wuchang, where he toured the flower boats on the Yangtze River. Along the way, he arrived in Yangzhou, where the boundless scenery and romantic atmosphere made Bo Fu linger and forget his worries. Before long, his money was depleted, but he took out gold, pearls, and other treasures from his storage space and sold them for tens of millions of coins. However, he soon spent it all again, solidifying his reputation as a super-rich patron and the number one spendthrift in the pleasure quarters. After Bo Fu ran out of money, he carefully examined his collection and found that the precious items he had refined in the past had all gone with his previous incarnation. He rarely collected gold, pearls, and treasures, and it was not suitable to sell the small magical artifacts and rare herbs he had refined later to ordinary people. "It's better to do a few more deals without capital!" With this plan in mind, he suddenly appeared on the banks of the Yangtze River.

  At the end of Sui, the world was in great chaos, with eighteen routes of rebellious kings everywhere. At this time, it had been only over ten years since the Great Tang had pacified the world, and there were still remnants of the rebel armies from previous years hiding in the mountains and forests, relying on the mountains to eat and relying on the water to drink. On the Yangtze River, near Jiangdu, there were also twenty-four water strongholds, which normally engaged in collecting road money and selling private salt, and occasionally did some shady business deals.

  "The twenty-four water strongholds are the source of income for now and in the future, can't be drained at once, nor can they be killed off in one breath. Later on, we'll still need to come back here frequently to collect money."

  Ba Fu rushed into a water stronghold, punching and kicking the people inside until their faces were bruised and swollen. He casually slaughtered several thugs from the mixed gang who had lost their minds, sweeping away tens of thousands of copper coins, but he didn't bother with the private salt and gold jewelry goods.

  With money in hand, the absurdity continues naturally. At this time, the dragon energy is very strong, and many Buddhist and Taoist practitioners have magical powers. In the territory of the Tang Dynasty, the evil kings have disappeared, leaving only a few small demons struggling to survive. Although Bai Fu's cultivation is not yet at its peak, he is still one of the top demons, and the human practitioners are not in his eyes, nor can anyone see through his identity, making him able to mix and mingle in the bustling city for many days without being found by any Taoist or Buddhist monks.

  On this day, Bo Fu was eating pancakes and drinking sweet wine in Chang'an. He saw the Imperial Forest Army lined up on Zhuque Avenue, with high-ranking officials of the Tang Dynasty arranged by rank. Among them, Li Shimin was pulling a monk aside to whisper something, striking a humble and modest pose. The last sentence: "You and I will be sworn brothers..."

  Bo Fu looked at the smiling monk from afar: "It's started, that fat-headed and big-eared monk looks like he has too much fat and isn't good to eat, no chewiness. Let this cicada be blown by the wind and rain on the road for a few years, and when his flesh is tightened and lean, it will be delicious. Besides, there are four more heads to add! No rush, let's take our time!"

  Tang Monk rode his royal horse with two young servants out of Chang'an City, and Li Shimin and the civil and military officials saw them off for dozens of miles before returning. Ba Bao was making a small detour at this time: "The Western Journey has officially started, I remember when I watched that TV series, that monkey head eating golden elixir in the Tiāntái Temple made my mouth water. Now thinking about it is still... Hmm? Calculating the time, that old man should have refined a lot of golden elixir by now? Today, I'll go and take a look at what flavor it is?" Thinking and doing, Ba Bao left Chang'an City and transformed into his demon form, rushing towards the South Heavenly Gate.

  This day, the two heavenly kings, Duo Wen Tian and Guang Mu Tian, were guarding the South Heavenly Gate. They were gathering their heavenly soldiers when a brilliant light suddenly shot towards the South Heavenly Gate at incredible speed, not even stopping to break through the gate's light curtain and charging through the group of heavenly soldiers. Only afterwards did a loud "boom" sound echo, with the shockwave blowing the heavenly soldiers away in all directions, even creating huge trenches in the clouds. The two heavenly kings' cultivation was quite good, so they weren't blown away. After stabilizing their figures, they immediately gathered their heavenly soldiers and issued a warning. Chaos erupted within the Heavenly Court - to think that even that lawless monkey would at least slow down and stop for a moment when arriving at the South Heavenly Gate, not to mention that basically everyone who came to the gate would report their name and wait in line!

  Jade Pool, above the Peaches Garden a ray of light flashed by, leaving behind a dismal scene...

  "Immature peaches? Not ripe yet! Besides, I don't like eating peaches anyway! Let them off the hook!" Muttering to himself, Baifu stopped in front of the Tu?ita Palace. There stood a giant, eight feet tall, with tattered and worn-out armor of various colors on his body, feathers and scales growing together on his head, a large beak-like mouth full of sharp teeth, golden eyes gleaming fiercely, two arms covered in colorful feathers, no weapons in hand, two thick legs also covered in scales, no shoes but a pair of three-toed claws with one toe pointing forward and one backward, an entire lower realm's weird and shaggy monster... yet somehow still exuding a luxurious and decadent style.

  "Hmm, the Venerable Lord is not here." Bo Fu's divine thoughts swept through the already known situation in the palace. He pushed open the large door and rushed straight in, knocking out two young boys with a casual hand, and then kicked the green cow that was rushing over from outside into unconsciousness. Then, he stepped into the alchemy room.

  There was a huge dan furnace burning fiercely in the room, and on the wall hung several gourds, which were the target of Bo Fu's trip.

  "Wow! It's actually MM peanut chocolate flavor gold bars! Hong Jun! Where is your integrity?! And there's also weird-tasting peanuts?! Hmm! This one is actually wasabi flavored!! Delicious!" Bo Fu swept the gold bars clean, "Taking without asking is called thievery, I'm not a small thief, of course I'll leave a note on the wall!"

  Baoyu used his fingers to pop out his sharp claws and wrote on the wall: "Laojun, today your dragon and tiger golden elixir is out of the oven, let's meet and divide it in half." Just as he was writing under "Sound Speed Mountain Dragon Empty Cave", about to write a certain someone, he stopped, tilted his head and looked outside the door: "Laojun has returned, huh?"

  "Who is this wicked creature, daring to be so presumptuous!"

  "Huh? Old Master, can you recognize a certain family?"

  "What kind of evil spirit are you from?! Do you know where this is?!" As soon as the old lord's voice fell, a group of heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded him from all sides.

  "I don't know... Fine! Whatever!"

  "With a loud crash, the Tushita Palace opened up a huge skylight, and the Taiji symbol that Lao Jun had set up outside the palace was also broken through in one go. The heavenly net that had been laid out above was torn open, one by one, as the demon transformed into a beam of light and shot out with lightning speed. Then, it was like a replay of when Bo Xiang came in... The shockwave created two trenches from the Tushita Palace to the South Heavenly Gate."