When last we left our author, his muse had taken control of his writing responsibilities. Now he would be the one turned into a character, no longer would he be the author, and he would be her muse instead. If there was ever a sense of irony, this would be it. Let's join them now to see what happens.

  Eileen: Hi~ I'm the writer now~ <3

  Writer: Disgusting.

  Eileen: The former writer seems to be very tense.

  Former Writer: Very tense.

  Former Writer: Quit changing my name.

  Eileen: <3

  Romantic Writer: Not cool Eileen. There is a law somewhere about muses taking over the responsibility of the writer.

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  Eileen: <3

  Eileen: Your new name should be Reyes.

  Reyes: Terrible.

  Eileen: I did want to do rise, like angelic, but it was just so... not you~

  Reyes: This could be a problem.

  Eileen: Rez is also a good name.

  Rez: I kind of like it.

  Eileen: Good. Now about that sidekick.

  Rez: He'll probably need to be invincible and indestructable. I can see you forcing things upon him that shouldn't be needed.

  Eileen: <3

  Eileen: <333

  Sidekick: Hi.

  Rez: That's it?

  Eileen: He's so cute isn't he?

  Rez: He looks like a sidekick to me.

  Eileen: we should give him a name.

  Rez: This is outside of my control

  Eileen: I know <3

  Rez: Those hearts are annoying.

  Eileen: <333

  Rez: So the sidekick looks like a stableboy out of the middle ages.

  Eileen: No he doesn't.

  Rez: Yes he does, and he has a black belt. I can see where this little story is going to go.

  Sidekick: I pitch manure.

  [Eileen suddenly loses her romantic spirit and her mood sinks]

  Rez: You don't look happy.

  Eileen: You're too cruel, you know that?

  Rez: We should probably take Eileen down to the local pub or something.

  Sidekick: She'll need to lose the wings for that.

  Eileen: No you don't!

  [Rez gets this evil look]

  [Fadeout]