Author; So Eileen, if I could grant you one wish...

  Eileen; I'm the one with the cosmic pow...

  *Author takes away Eileen's powers*

  Author; *wink wink*

  Eileen; I hate you!

  Stolen novel; please report.

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  What displays next is when an author and a muse decide to square off - Eileen and the author continue in a grand martial staring contest that lasts roughly seventy-two years, but due to the forces that make up story timelines, it happens in less than a second.

  Just as we think that Eileen is about to win, a leaf blows in her face and she is forced to wince.

  Author; You lose Eileen.

  Eileen; I want a rematch.

  Author; Sooo, if you were to be granted one wish what would it...

  Eileen; Queen!

  Author: Queen?

  Eileen; Queen Augustus of the Kingdom of Mantara!

  Author; I smell a story coming on.

  Eileen; Hey, wait!

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  *fadeout*