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  "The Accountant's Lullaby"

  Close your eyes, don’t make a peep,

  Count Chars instead of sheep.

  One files taxes, two audits books,

  Three wears glasses, four gives looks.

  Five debates what counts as cheese,

  Six says "expenses, if you please!"

  They balance dreams, they tally deep...

  499… still not asleep?

  Number 500, ties askew—

  They all shout, “The ledger’s due!”

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