Chapter 106: PK Continues (Vote Requested)

  "Ahh~ Class Monitor, come on! How could I not think of this?"

  "Ah ah, you two are indeed senior brothers. Losing is no big deal, but losing face is a serious matter, haha."

  ……

  A group of second and third-year students shouted in unison, mostly joking, but deep down they still admired their class leader.

  "We've done our best, fellow students, and we're truly sorry; it's not that we're too weak, but the young genius lives up to his reputation!"

  "Haha, O(∩_∩)O~, the little prodigy is indeed famous for a reason! We brothers and sisters are all impressed!"

  All the classmates burst out laughing at the same time, it seems that the class leader has a super status in their hearts. The class leader was convinced, and they naturally admired: "Our classmate is still proud of our class leader!" I just smiled silently.

  "Old Moon brother, this time although we lost, but we won't give up, next week we'll come again to compete, next time you may not win! And what's your next couplet?"

  Tan Xian Neng smiled and said, "You're like a pine tree nodding in agreement." I lightly laughed and said:

  "Hehe, as the saying goes, there's no first in literature and no second in martial arts. Today I just happened to win against you all."

  I'll let them calm down first, then I'll explain the origin of the couplet:

  As for the second couplet, it goes like this: A long time ago, there was a Confucian scholar who went to visit an official's home. The official was a simple and cultured man, and on that day, he was sweeping the grounds outside his small garden. The scholar stopped to watch him.

  After about a few dozen minutes, Yuan Wai finished sweeping the garden outside and felt delighted in his heart. With a smile on his face, he said:

  "Sweep the garden outside, sweep the yard outside clean, sweep the staff outside clean!"

  "Excellent, excellent! Does the gentleman have a matching couplet?"

  A Confucian scholar asked about the Way, but the official's words fell short of it:

  "No, I wonder if you can handle it?"

  Rú shēng is a man who values his reputation, and he guarantees in front of his good friends:

  "Let me think about it and I'll get back to you in a few days."

  He dropped the words and walked away with a shake of his head, thinking to himself along the way. Halfway through, he suddenly saw a group of mischievous children using wooden sticks to knock down tamarinds. When one fell, they all cheered and rushed to grab it, having a great time.

  The Confucian scholar's mind stirred, and he thought to himself:

  "Child hits Tóngzi, Tóngzi falls down, child is happy! Ha, matched!"

  He hastily ran back, recited this couplet, and the official was amazed, praising the scholar's profound knowledge.

  The story ended, and classmates were reluctant to part with it. Tan Xian's bright smile said:

  "Haha, Brother Yue is indeed eloquent, I like it, where's the applause?"

  "Mmm, I like it too, applause!"

  You are like a pine tree on the harmonious path, taking the lead in applauding, followed by thunderous applause and cheers.

  "I just don't know if Brother Yue is both civil and martial. If not, how about we have a friendly spar another day?"

  You don't know my cultivation, and you're asking tentatively. But others didn't know that he didn't know, and our classmates were unhappy, shouting:

  "Hey hey hey, is that senior brother bullying us literature students again?!"

  "Right, right! This is blatant bullying of freshmen!"

  ……

  "It's me, it's me! I didn't do it! This is a miscarriage of justice!"

  You're as stubborn as a pine tree, shouting loudly that you've been wronged, but unfortunately, even if you jumped into the Yellow River, you couldn't wash it clean. Tan Xian'er smiled slyly on one side, fearing that the world would not be chaotic enough.

  "Xiao Jun, I think you're doing it on purpose, hehe ;-) "

  "You, wait... Hmph, don't wait for me to surpass you, otherwise..."

  You hummed like a pine tree, hating it so much that your teeth itched, but there was nothing you could do.

  I jumped onto the table to watch the show, keeping silent; actually I was eager to know the skills of the eight major families, if we could have a match, it wouldn't be a bad thing.

  Tan Xian said with a punch:

  "You're still young, keep practicing for a few hundred more years."

  "Lao Xian, don't be too excessive! Do you believe I'll have a match with you right now?"

  "Haha, okay! You're quite arrogant, but even without the divine sword, you're no match for me. How about it? Dare to have a contest with me?"

  "Great!! Great!!! Great!!!! Old Xian, you said this, I'll let you see the power of my Jun family, otherwise, you'd still look down on me!"

  "Heh heh, we've been waiting for you. Looks like someone's itching for a fight. Just in time, I'm itching too."

  "See you at noon tomorrow."

  "It's settled in one word!"

  When I see them, it's like watching fighting cocks, and I chuckle:

  "Hehe, if you don't mind, I'll go witness your competition tomorrow."

  "We also want to go, our class monitor competition, how can we miss our support? It would be great if the three class monitors had a big fight, but unfortunately."

  Classmates shouted: Tan Xianeng and Jun Ruyong, the two class leaders, said in a very unrefined manner:

  "Thank you for your support, fellow students! Yue Lao Di, don't you think it's unfair that we're all fighting while you just watch from the side? And yet everyone is so eager for your participation, how can you bear to refuse?"

  "Hmm... fine, I'll reluctantly agree to your request. Sigh, being a person is hard, but being a class leader is even harder!"

  Unexpectedly saw classmates pointing their spears at me, touched my chin, and looked very reluctant.

  "Hey, Lao Tie, I think I understand how you feel. Why don't we take down Lao Xian together tomorrow? Hehe, he did say no divine weapons are needed."

  You see that I reluctantly agreed, based on the idea of one more person and one more strength, to unite with me in a unified front.

  "Haha, are you looking for help now? No problem, go ahead and look, I'll take care of everything!"

  Tan Xian was quite pleased with himself, and I couldn't help but laugh inwardly. Originally, I didn't want to bully him alone, but since he's so smug, I had no choice but to give him a little "surprise". So, I pretended to be delighted and said:

  "Alright, alright! Since Brother Song looks down on me and Lao Xian is so generous, I agree."

  "Hehehe~, come on, I'm really looking forward to tomorrow noon!"

  "Brother Moon, tomorrow we'll work together well and take down his arrogance, what do you think?"

  "Hmm, it should be like this, hehe."

  I finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, Tan Xian was able to see this smile, and somehow a bad feeling arose, however, he quickly shook his head. He thought to himself: How is that possible? He's just a newcomer after all, even if he has heaven-defying talent, he's still just a newcomer, looks like I'm overthinking things.

  "Xiao Jun, come on, we haven't decided the winner yet. Brother will let you go first, don't cry when you lose later."

  Tan Xian suddenly said in a loud voice, Jun Ru Song was not willing to show weakness, so they started another intense couplet competition, I had nothing to do, sitting on the table watching the good show.

  In the end, Tan Xian was able to win with a single move, and Jun Ru Song could only reluctantly admit defeat, leading his classmates to clean up the classroom.

  (Busy with end-of-term review, no time to update, sorry about that)