It's happening again. The last time I had to become a black hole by reproducing so much that I collapsed space time, and now, not content with my lagomorphian Genghis-khanism, the system does it AGAIN. First thing first , check the skills.

  [Sterile lvl 10]

  [Ribmancy lvl 12]

  [Telepyresis lvl 10]

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  [Alphabetism lvl 0]

  [Wish lvl 100 (one use)]

  Damn, sometimes I wish I could read.

  "Congratulations! by using your wish, [Alphabetism lvl 0] has evolved to [Alfabetismo nivel 100]"

  Pero me cago en la grandísima puta, ?desde cuando sé hablar espa?ol yo? Ahora me van a deportar del mundo fantástico... Ah. Ahhhhh. ?Dice ese cartelito flotante "Diego de la Vega"?

  "Congratulations! you got murdered by a fox with an appropriate name. Sending you back to the black hole in 3..."