[Rewrite a fairy tale. Give it a new ending or make it modern or write as a poem.]

  I’m feeling lazy, so I’ll write a poem. I’ll call it…Tooth Fairy.

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  Living in a world far from our own

  She takes what people mistake for bone

  And makes out of those for herself a throne

  She waits for your calcium phosphate food grinders to fall out

  Many a people feel one thing regarding her existence: doubt

  When you don’t get money, she makes you deeply pout

  Quite a gross thing if you ask me

  I’d prefer a statue of a tree

  But who are we to disagree?

  I feel like this should be at least a little longer so I’ll write a fourth stanza

  Maybe something relating to the parties she throws—extravaganzas

  About how she competes with another myth for the most popularity—Santa.