Pexas , M Country

  2037 May 21, 10:20PM

  ?We will, We will Rock You?

  ?Buddy...

  The All-Time Top Classical Rock Was Still Playing On My Lamborghini Veneno .

  Wow, Buddy You Are Rich ?-------- You May Think But F*ck Being Rich.

  Can Being Rich Save You From Dying . Nope .

  Here I Am Who Was In Forbes List For Last Decade Being On Last Breathe.

  Why Dying? - Coz of Accident Due To Saving An Old Hag Who Got In Front Of My Car When I Was Driving Super Fast.

  Why Driving Fast ? - I Was High. (???)

  Why High ? - Because Of A B*tch .Oh No , Not B*tch But My Long Girlfriend. Or More Precisely My Crush From 8th Standard , Jerry.

  Till ? - F*ck Till I Who Is 32 Years Old Still Loves Her. You Think Why Didn't I Pursue Her ?

  It Isn't That I Didn't Pursue Her But I Didn't Left Any Method (Stone) To Use But Still Cannot Make Her Mine. She Is Someone Famous From Entertainment Industry And I Am From Business And Others .

  I Was Regarded As Young Master Of The World After The 3rd World War She As Rose Of The World . We Were Match Made From Heaven , Others Thought ( Me Too) ( ???). I Proposed To Her Many Times But Got Rejected ( More Precisely Suspended As I Thought) As She Had A Dream To Being Top Celebrity .

  But I Was Totally Wrong . After Getting Best Female Celebrity Award , Her Engagement With A Guy Was Announced . I Was Born In A Wealthy Family So I May Have Been A Little Arrogant But Still I Loved Her From The Bottom Of My Heart ??. I Was Indifferent To Other Girls . There Is A Deep Regret Of Not Being Kindest Person . Then May Be She Would Be With Me . Oh My Regret.

  Lets Forgot About It . So This Is The Reason Why I Was Drunk And Was Driving Fast And Got In The Accident . So Goodbye My World Goodbye My Jerry .

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  After Some F*cking Minutes Later

  I Opened My Eyes I Was In Some Wierd Place . There Were Many Beauties Flying In The Sky. All Of Them Were World Toppling Beauties But Camparing Them With My Jerry ˉ\_?_?_/ˉ.

  'Is This Heaven?' This Thought Was Lingering In My Mind . There Were Two Handsome Men In Front Of Me . I Don't Know Why But I Was Unintentionally Following Them . It Was Getting On My Nerves Doing Exactly Opposite Of What I Wanted. I 'Walked' With Them Toward A Palace . It Was Designed Too Amazingly . It was Like Dream .

  We Reached A Room . There Was A Person Sitting Like A Lord Who Control It All. It Was A Majestic View .

  He Glanced At Me And Asked To The Nearby Handsome

  - " Name"

  - " Jack Ryder - 32 "

  Yes That's Me . After Hearing It The Majestic Person Opened A Book And I Don't Know What He Found There He Smiled . I Got Goosebumps Due To The Smile As I Knew It Was The Smile Like A Mad Scientist Would Have After Getting A New Experimental Item . He Slowly Opened His Mouth .

  -"Jack,32,Virgin,Otaku-Sh*t,Genius,Dedicated,Lazy"

  He Listed With A Grin On His Face . He Was Right But I Wanted To Kick His A*s To Mention Virginity In It And Saying Shit To Dignity Of Many People . Yes I Was A Genius Of My Life . I Was Already Better Than Some University Professor In My Middle School . So I Used 'Some' Of My Time Watching Anime , Playing Games , Reading Novels etc.

  He Asked-"Why Did You Have To Save That Old Hag?"

  -"What?"

  There Was A Hint Of Frustration On His Face.

  -"It Was Her Time To Die . Why Did You Save Her And Died Yourself ?"

  -"What? So It Was Not My Time To Die Yet ?"

  I Was Shocked But Happy Inside . Why ? Coz' This Is The Legendary Transmigration Situation. And I Am In It . I May Be Reborn Again And Complete Some of My Uncomplete Task or Regret . So Speaked Looking Wronged and Displeased.

  -"Yes,But Don't Use Such Ideas Here . You Cannot Reborn . Your Body Is Already Burnt."

  -"(?言?╬)"

  I Was Shocked . Is He Reading My Mind?

  -"Yes "

  -"Oh Sh*t . So What Can You Do For Me?"

  -" Don't Order Around This Is Not Your Mansion . It Wasn't My Fault That You Died . If You Want To Blame Then Blame Your Instinct."

  Yes Other May Be Unable To React Fast And The Old Hag May Have Died Instead But I Was Different . I Reacted Immediately So She Wasn't Crashed In My Car .