Derrik Star was sitting in his living room watching Dragon Ball Z.

  The phone rings and he answers.

  "Hello?"

  "D-man how's your FFxiv coming. Did you max mour stats?"

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  "Dude I maxed mynstats three months ago."

  "What really?"

  "Yeah."

  "Kay well I was calling to see if you were coming to the reunion tonight."

  "I'll think about it."

  "You always say that. Please come I'll be lonely."

  "I'll see right now I'm watching dbz."

  "Kay later bro."

  "Later."

  Derrik hung up the phone and went back to the show.