John is walking in the forest when he meets Linda. John likes Linda. Linda isn’t real. John invites her on a date.

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  A castle sits above the town. It blows up. The king isn’t pleased. Because the castle was made of fireworks, the people aren’t surprised.

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  He was the kind of man whose lightbulb flickers when he had a good idea. He was also the kind of man whose good ideas were actually horribly bad ideas.

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  The moon walked into a bar; the tides followed.

  An astronaut entered an arm-wrestling tournament. He was Armstrong.

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  Tall was the wrong word to describe him, he was enlarged. Double a man but half as smart.