Chapter 3 father against boar
I wake up im 8 months old and i am gonna “help” my father,my mom came in and she just waited there sigh i get out of bed and start crawling towards her and when i'm about to reach her she just goes out of the house and i can't follow her because the grass hurts. My mom starts giggling. i was about to throw a honey bun at her when dad picked me up.
"Come on lets get him checked out".
"Why".Im of course confused.
"Ehhh no reason...at all just don't throw moeru" dad said.
I have learned that hunny buns are moeru in this world pretty cool but since when where we gonna check me up i'm a normal baby. "Dad why are we getting me checked up im a normal baby".
Dad just look's at me for a few seconds.
"YOU can literally speak our language at 8 months old. So no your not a normal baby.
"Gogo gaga?".
"YOU were speaking like a grown man seconds ago you are not fooling anyone".
We arrived at the clinic it looked more like a shack not gonna lie.
"Oh hi come in". Said the doctor.
He looked like in his late nineties and he was a dwarf i think and around 5,2? yeah.
"Now oil up lil bro". What provoked him to say that i...don't know but.
I'm positive he's part of epstein island i take out my honey bun but my dad stops me yet again. The old man takes out two balls and he says grab them then my mom grab my hands and reaches for the two balls no i do not consent i do not consent! Ever since the balls incident have i been a changed man.
Ah i see a huge ass paper comes out
Affinity earth fire lightning soul
Age 8 months old
Gender boy
Skills 0
Spells 0
Familiars 0
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Bitches 0
Special abilities 0
Special skills 1
STATS
Dexterity 3
Wisdom 10
Speed 1
Agility 1
Strength 5
Intelligence 20
Endurance 3
Hp 10
stamina 2
Mana 10
Charisma 10
LUCK 20
TRAITS
Resilient
Cane take very big trauma
Adaptione
I don't give a fuvk attitude
Lucky
TITLE's.
Hunnybun destroyer
And that was all "hey doc".
"yes". He anawerd
"what's my special skill".
"I don't know...bye".
My mom picks me up and gets out of the “clinic” and i'm 99 percent sure he stores children in his basement
oh my mom gives me to dad and now where going to the farms cool. My dad drops me on the farms and gives me seeds but why.
"Plant the seeds".
Of fucking course child labor you now what fuck it i'm goona walk.
I stood up and start walking its a little wobbly but i did it a lot in my other life so after adapting a little i could walk normally. My dad is conteplayting his life after seing it. And then i hear a ding in my brain and it comes up a text Dex +1 oh...eh i start walking and plant the seeds after about five minutes a text comes up skill planter...what the fuck is that goona do! what am i gonna do plant seeds on the enemy then wait a whole month i might as well invite the enemy to a cup of tea while we wait fo the plant to grow inside of his body watch it explode. A baby would have been more useful as a weapon fun fact by the way i used a baby in one of my battles so i now how useful they can be they die quicly but they still are good throwin weapon...as a last ditch effort of course.
My dad comes up to me and gives me water you want me to water the crops to don't you. What is this gonna give me i can drink water faster because that's a useful skill! After ten minutes of watering plants, a text comes up.Waterer...MOTHEFU-zzzzz. I wake up the next day refreshed and now i hear shouting uhhh i take my shoes and walk to the people shouting. Wait am i seeing that correctly is father trying to fight a boar.
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Okay im goona fight a fucking boar i see at the edge of my eyes my son. Well i definitely aint goona embarrass myself. I go in a fighting stance with my trusty shovel the boar yells and tries to ram into me i doge to the side and goes for a slam the boar goes backwards and rams into me but i manage to stab him in the leg augh pfft ahhh geting rammed into by a boar hurts the boar charges i quickly take up my shovel and parry it i take up my shovel and slam it into the boars head but the recoil is to strong so i lose my weapon i guess it's straight hands now. The boar tries to bite me i roll to the side and do a mean uppercut and the boar gives me a bite in return and then trapells on me i roll to the side and do many body shots and then a knee kick and then i hope up and smash my arm into it making the boar that simply looked at me the wrong way die.
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That poor boar what did it even do...eh i want to sleep zzzzz
