Come one, come all to Carnival Cavalcade Wrestling, where battles rage in and out of the ring, and relationships are everything, as stars and underneath girls alike try to survive while daring to fight for more.
Carnival Cavalcade Wrestling is an ongoing serial set in a regional women’s pro-wrestling organization somewhere in the American heartland. It is written completely in kayfabe, which means this is not a story about the real-life pro-wresting business, it’s a pulpy, dynamic, romantic story set in the fantasy world pro wrestling creates.
Each week will feature one episode of the company's signature show, CCW Chaos. These are cinematically written chapters that present a full card — in the ring and backstage — as you’d experience it on TV. There will also be bonus chapters featuring card previews, wrestler interviews, win-loss records, and other fun stuff to enhance the main storylines.
In the CCW Chaos chapters, each match will feature a Tale of the Tape, in which the participants are described in terms of physicality, status (star, underneath girl, champion), ring attire, and win-loss record. This will allow readers to consistently envision the characters as well as track their progress, or lack thereof, in the CCW ranks and hierarchy.
There will also be a chapter updating the win-loss records for the entire roster, as well as the listing all the additional characters (referee, officials, announcers, etc.)
We are joining an organization already in progress. Below are bios for the entire Carnival Cavalcade Wrestling cast as it currently stands, starting with the organization itself. Please enjoy them as you get ready for our episode of CCW Chaos, which will feature a Four-Way Elimination Match for the vacant CCW Championship in the main event.
Your tickets are torn, and the house lights are up. Enjoy the show.
Carnival Cavalcade Wrestling
Carnival Cavalcade Wresting is a rural, regional professional-wrestling organization — somewhere in the American heartland — with local television coverage and a website. When it was founded, CCW’s focus was underground, kink-based fetish/humiliation skits in the form of pro wrestling matches. Pro wrestlers were either signed or trained to occasionally wrestle each other but, usually, their opponents were CCW fetish girls, young women willing to be victims-for-pay in various scenarios designed to titillate the (bloodthirsty, male) crowd.
Over time, CCW has evolved into a more traditional pro-wrestling company, with established stars and blue-chip rookies battling for the company’s three championships: the tag-team championship, the Tri-County Championship, and, the top title, the CCW Championship.
Fetish girls have been replaced by underneath girls, women of all stripes — often with limited athletic ability but high sex appeal — who sign with CCW for the opportunity to be pro wrestlers knowing they’ll be booked almost exclusively as over-matched opponents in showcase matches for the stars. Few underneath girls ever progress beyond that status, but it can happen.
CCW’s current commissioner is Hollis Hollander, an unscrupulous, ruthless executive with a preference for underneath-girl squash matches and humiliation challenges — occasionally involving unwitting local college girls — that recall the company’s fetishistic origins. The CCW deputy commissioner, Jules Moreno, is a former broadcaster for the company who acts as a counter to Hollander’s tyranny and recognizes the value of traditional pro-wrestling competition. The basic balance of power within the company is maintained with Hollander making the matches and Moreno controlling the wrestlers’ contracts. At the top, CCW is governed by an unseen board of directors.
Cassie Rae
The longest-serving wrestler on the roster, Cassie Rae is, in the eyes of some, the heart and soul of the company. She began her CCW career almost 10 years ago as fetish girl, ending every card tied-up, tied-down, tied to a post, covered in cow’s blood, stripped to her underwear, knocked-out by chloroform, or whatever other humiliating indignity management could invent. Being a CCW fetish girl provided Cassie a living but also ate up most of her 20s and hollowed her out inside. By the time she made the switch to underneath girl — the only fetish girl to do it — Cassie was a wrestler going through the motions, resigned to her fate of constant defeat…
Until earlier this year, when Tiana Miles entered the underneath-girl locker room. Paired with Cassie in a series of humiliating Rodeo Queen Challenges — in which the underneath girls always end up hogtied — Tiana and Cassie formed a bond that turned romantic and then sexual. Cassie found herself while with Tiana, embracing her self-esteem and self-worth — as a wrestler and a woman — in ways she never had. Cassie adopted a more confident, sexy look — in the ring and out — and became a source of support and advice for other underneath girls in the locker room.
Cassie’s relationship with Tiana ended badly and abruptly when Tiana, by then a rising star with an emerging dominance kink, tried to take advantage of Cassie in a back room in the CCW Arena. Begging to defeat and humiliate Cassie in a match, Tiana pinned Cassie to a wall and forced kisses on her. Feeling violated, used, and afraid of the first person she ever loved, Cassie screamed for Tiana to release her, smashed Tiana across the face with an elbow, and ended the relationship.
Today, Cassie is still an underneath girl, but she’s also the respected leader of their locker room and, increasingly, with others in the company. She’s also proven a courageous resister of Commissioner Hollander’s machinations, and an increasingly cunning opponent in the ring. Cassie recently won the first two matches of her career, one of them a tag-team match with Sunny Austin — a beautiful, soulful, bikinied underneath girl — as her partner and mentee. After their win, Cassie and Sunny started exploring a romantic relationship, which has blossomed into something tender and real.
Cassie Rae is 34, 5’3”, and 130lbs, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a half tee and low-rise cutoff jean shorts.
Tiana Miles
One of the rising stars in CCW, Tiana Miles is all about speed, agility, and straight-ahead offense. She’s also struggling with a growing psychological problem.
Tiana joined CCW earlier this year as an underneath girl. She and Cassie Rae were teamed in a series of humiliating Rodeo Queen Challenges in which the underneath girls always end up hogtied. Tiana and Cassie, bonded in defeat, literally and figuratively, formed a romantic, and then sexual, relationship. At work, they were a devoted unit, resisters of Commissioner Hollander’s cruelty. Behind closed doors, they were loving partners, with Cassie allowing Tiana to dominate her sexually.
Emboldened by her relationship with Cassie, Tiana became the rare underneath girl to climb up, earning wins against veteran stars and some of her fellow underneath girls. Established as a star in the making, Tiana was fed winless veteran underneath girl Judy Mulray in a showcase match. Tiana pinned Mulray easily…and found the experience of dominated a lesser woman overwhelmingly arousing.
Later that night, Tiana pulled Cassie Rae into a remote room in the CCW Arena. Tiana pinned Cassie to a wall and begged her to have a match so Tiana could get off on squashing and humiliating Cassie like she did Judy Mulray. Cassie, horrified, afraid, and feeling violated by the closest person to her, screamed to be released from Tiana’s grip. Tiana let her go, Cassie smashed her across the mouth with an elbow, and the relationship ended.
Initially angry and confused by Cassie’s decision — and hurt watching Cassie begin a relationship with underneath girl Sunny Austin — Tiana has since come to understand why what she did to Cassie was unforgivable. She’s apologized, Cassie’s accepted, but their relationship is a thing of the past.
Unfortunately for Tiana, she not only still loves Cassie, she still lusts for her. And her lust for dominating underneath girls generally became a marked problem for Tiana. The tag team she formed with fellow star Sizzlin’ Scarlett Jackson, successful at first, recently fell apart when Tiana could not get out of her own head during matches.
The future should look bright for Tiana Miles, but the pain of her past relationship, her impulsive, aggressive nature, and the kink she’s struggling to suppress remain formidable roadblocks to her long-term success. So much so, Tiana was recently suspended from CCW after confessing the incident that led to her breakup with Cassie Rae to Deputy Commissioner Jules Moreno
Tiana Miles is 24, 5’5”, 135lbs, with black hair and dark brown eyes. She wrestles in a neon green bra top, neon green short shorts, neon green knee pads, and white Chuck Taylor sneakers.
Sunny Austin
Always barefoot in her signature orange-and-white bikini, regardless of where she is in the CCW Arena, underneath girl Sunny Austin is determined to break free of her fetish-girl coding and become a winning professional wrestler. It hasn’t happened yet.
Saying that, Sunny — with her long, strong legs and lithe, graceful body — is one of CCW’s most formidable underneath girls, capable of giving even upper-echelon stars trouble before going down in defeat. Unfortunately, Sunny has also been prone to fear and intimidation, which has led to some truly humiliating losses for her.
That said, Sunny recently wrestled the match of her life, a 23-minute epic against Sizzlin’ Scarlett Jackson. Sunny lost that match, but her effort earned her newfound respect with CCW fans and everyone in the two locker rooms.
Sunny’s one CCW win was in a hard-fought tag-team match with fellow underneath girl Cassie Rae as her partner against The Russian Farmhands, with Sunny scoring the pin. Sunny has only lost matches since then, but her skills are developing, as is her relationship with Cassie, which recently turned romantic.
Beautiful inside and out, soulful Sunny is perhaps the company’s purest heart, a strength and a weakness in CCW.
Sunny Austin is 24, 5’11”, 140lbs, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She wrestles barefoot in an orange-and-white bikini.
Hollis Hollander
CCW’s commissioner is a cruel, conniving, calculating impresario who favors exploitation and humiliation as the most lucrative forms of entertainment. He relishes the pain and anguish the underneath girls suffer and has learned to use the showcase matches they lose to advance the careers of the stars he chooses.
But surpassing even the commissioner’s sadistic streak is his protection of the bottom line. So, even though he’s as likely to pay two clueless co-eds 50 bucks a piece to get annihilated by a top CCW star as he is to literally enslave an underneath girl — as he once did Gothica — Hollander is always on the lookout for lawsuits and the best, easiest ways to avoid financial accountability for his actions.
The arrival of Jules Moreno as CCW deputy commissioner in charge of wrestler contracts has blunted some of Hollander’s absolute power, but he’s still found ways to punish CCW’s innocent and give the segment of the crowd that wallows in the sordid nature of CCW’s underground past exactly what it wants.
Jules Moreno
A former backstage interviewer and reporter for CCW, Jules Moreno was run out of the company after getting too close to too many truths Commissioner Hollander was keeping secret. When, as punishment, Hollander booked Moreno to endure a humiliating Rodeo Queen Challenge — in which the only possible ending for Jules was getting hogtied in front of the crowd and TV cameras — underneath girl Cassie Rae sent Moreno out the CCW Arena back door and took her place. Hollander fired Jules immediately thereafter.
Moreno thought she was through with CCW until Gothica, an underneath girl fleeing literal slavery under Hollander, appeared on her doorstep, begging for help. Jules did help her, freeing Gothica and getting the CCW board of directors to appoint Moreno the deputy commissioner in charge of all wrestler contracts.
With Jules now in place as a counterbalance to Hollander’s depraved tyranny, Moreno tries to advance the company’s evolution, and its bottom line, while maintaining some sense of professional-wrestling tradition and dignity. It isn’t easy.
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Gothica
All Aubrey Blackburn has ever wanted is to be a professional wrestler. Under the ring name Gothica, she signed with CCW as an underneath girl, hoping for a fast track to stardom. But the wins didn’t come, and Gothica’s bad attitude about the company landed in Commissioner Hollander’s ears at the wrong time. Forcing her into humiliatingly skimpy attire and keeping her in his office, Hollander virtually enslaved Gothica, sending her to be destroyed or degraded by stars whenever it pleased him, which was often.
Broken in mind, body, and spirit, Gothica escaped CCW — with indirect help from Cassie Rae and Tina Miles — and went to fellow escapee Jules Moreno, a former CCW broadcaster, for help. Moreno, with edicts from the CCW board of directors, freed Gothica and returned with her to the company, where, as Aubrey Blackburn, she signed a new underneath-girl contract and set about to do things the right way.
But the losses piled up, even faster than before, and Aubrey, despondent, fell in with the newly formed Pack, a cadre of winless underneath girls dedicated to depravity, chaos, and inflicting the humiliation they’ve suffered on other vulnerable wrestlers.
Back in her Gothica persona and acting as a quasi-high priestess for the bizarre, lascivious Pack, it appears Aubrey Blackburn may be lost for good.
Gothica is 22, 5’4”, 135lbs with dyed black hair and green eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a black string bikini, black choker, and black bands around her wrists and ankles.
Pequeno Tigre
Lyssa Lopez, a single mother of two young children, never expected to win any matches when she signed with CCW as an underneath girl, she just needed extra money for not that many hours of work. She got the money and she got pinned. A lot.
The losses never seemed to bother Lyssa much, but the anonymity did. While underneath girls like Sunny Austin and Cassie Rae were losing just as much as she was, they got attention from fans in ways Lyssa never did. When underneath girl Zehra, a sensual, sexy Turk, showed up and got attention from fans and the CCW cameras after only a few matches, Lyssa sort of snapped. She savagely ambushed her partner after a tag-team loss and disappearing from CCW for weeks.
When she resurfaced, it was as Pequeno Tigre — Little Tiger — de facto leader and symbol of The Pack, a band of winless underneath girls dedicated to chaos and depravity.
Hopefully, her kids aren’t still watching.
Pequeno Tigre is 25, 5’2”, 135lbs with dark brown hair and light brown eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a tiger-print bra top and tiger-print harem pants. Her makeup is always heavy, exotic, and feline.
Jessica Kelly
Signing with CCW as an underneath girl seemed like a good opportunity for Jessica Kelly, a dedicated young pro wrestler, to develop her skills and make her way up the ladder. But then she had to wrestle giants, and handicap matches, then her bare ass was branded with red ink after a defeat, and then her partner turned on her after a tag-team loss and kicked Jessica until she coughed blood.
Directionless and bitter, Jessica was easy prey for The Pack, a depraved group of winless underneath girls dedicated to sewing chaos and misery all over CCW. She still wants to wrestle, but Jessica’s technical skills and grit now serve a new, dark master.
Jessica Kelly is 23, 5’4”, 125lbs, with dyed black hair and blue eyes. She wrestles in a backless black singlet, black knee pads, and black boots.
Zehra
Constantly emitting low-level sensuality and exotic sex appeal, Zehra joined CCW as an underneath girl, clueless about what that meant. When it turned out to mean fast, emphatic defeats and exploitative TV cameras, Zehra gave herself to The Pack, a lascivious sect of winless underneath girls dedicated to chaos and depravity.
Zehra is 25, 5’6”, 130lbs, with dark brown hair and green eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a beaded black bra top and black harem pants.
All-American Amy Steel
Originally thought to be a heroic, star-spangled firebrand, Amy Steel has proven to be a conniving, sometimes cowardly, hypocritical bully who despises underneath girls and will do anything to get her hands on the CCW Championship, for which she is Commissioner Hollander’s handpicked choice.
All-American Amy Steel is 26, 5’8”, 160lbs with dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes. She wrestles in a garish patriotic-themed bra top with matching short shorts, knee pads, and boots.
Betty Magnum
If CCW has a legitimate hero on the roster, it’s Betty Magnum. Tough and skilled with ring smarts and lots of heart, Betty is also a forthright woman who gives her opponents the respect they deserve, often offering underneath girls a moment of encouragement after she defeats them. A former Tri-County Champion, Betty is a threat to any CCW title at any time.
Betty Magnum is 32, 5’7”, 145lbs, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She wrestles in a denim-patterned bra top, denim-patterned athletic leggings, and cowboy-style wrestling boots.
Anna Konda
The current Tri-County Champion, beautiful Brazilian Anna Konda may be the ultimate CCW girl, combining sensual sex appeal with a deadly array of submission holds and grappling skills. Doesn’t hurt, at least in the commissioner’s eyes, that she’s also a confirmed sadist.
Anna Konda is 32, 5’7”, 138lbs, with golden brown hair and light brown eyes. She wrestles in a snake-print bodysuit and ballet flats laced over her calves.
BRICKHOUSE
A favorite of Commissioner Hollander, BRICKHOUSE is CCW’s straight-ahead wrecking machine. Burying underneath girls in seconds, often two at a time, BRICKHOUSE enjoys power and she enjoys winning — she has one of the best records in the company — but championship success, and maybe desire, has eluded her. So far.
BRICKHOUSE is 28, 5’9”, 160lbs, with dyed dark-red hair and green eyes. She wrestles in a black sleeveless bodysuit, with a brick pattern down the front, and red & black boots.
Outlaw Annie Hook
Combining technical skill with veteran know-how and a pronounced sadistic streak, Outlaw Annie Hook is the bane of CCW underneath girls’ existence. Collecting victims for her Herd, Hook used the red ink on the end of her branding iron to press her initials into the flesh of her defeated opponents. The ink eventually faded. The humiliation took much longer.
But that all changed recently when, after weeks of branding vanquished opponents into The Herd, Hook was defeated by underneath girl Chloe Suzuki — using a strategy from Cassie Rae — who changed the meaning of Hook’s brand, her initials, to Okinawans Are Hot, which Chloe certainly is.
With her Herd ruined and her rage barely contained, The Outlaw is laying low, looking for a new opportunity to assert her humiliating dominance over CCW’s underneath-girl locker room.
Outlaw Annie Hook is 35, 5’7”, 150lbs, with dirty-blonde hair and blue eyes. She wrestles in a black singlet, black knee pads, and cowboy-style boots with red highlights. She also wears a black cowboy hat and black leather vest as entrance gear.
Sizzlin’ Scarlett Jackson
Blazing into the ring with her trademark speed and technical skills, Scarlett Jackson has found early success as a CCW star. Whether teaming with Tina Miles or wrestling on her own, Scarlett Jackson is nothing but upside as she moves up the ranks.
Sizzlin’ Scarlett Jackson is 26, 5’5”, 130lbs with dyed bright-orange hair and light-brown eyes. She wrestles in a shiny orange & white bra top, shiny orange booty shorts, shiny white knee pads, and orange basketball sneakers with white highlights.
The Iron Maiden
Looking like The Road Warrior crashed into an S&M club, former CCW Champion The Iron Maiden is the most powerful physical force in the company. Dominant and domineering, Maiden is also the in-ring conscience of the company. She doesn’t see the value in destroying and degrading underneath girls, preferring to seek out the biggest, best wrestling competition and testing her power. The has developed a genuine hatred for All-American Amy Steel.
The Iron Maiden is 35, 6’, 175lbs with dyed silver hair and gray eyes under contacts with little mushroom clouds in them. She wrestles in a black & silver sleeveless bodysuit, a silver-studded black belt, and chunky two-tone black & silver boots.
Tiffany Green
Born and raised in Oakland, California, Tiffany Green came to CCW in an open call for an opponent for Outlaw Annie Hook and, after losing, signed as an underneath girl. Just starting out, Tiffany hasn’t won any matches yet, but there’s every reason to believe this tough, fit, brash brawler might make it out of the underneath-girl locker room someday.
Tiffany Green is 27, 5’7”, 140lbs, with black hair and brown eyes. She wrestles in a green-camo bra top, black athletic leggings with white stripes down the sides, and two-tone black & white boxing shoes.
Chloe Suzuki
The smallest woman on the roster, underneath girl Chloe Suzuki is sexy, adorable, loves posing for the men in the crowd…and is the fastest wrestler in the company. As determined in the ring as she is flirty outside it, Chloe uses what she’s got to survive in CCW.
With strategic help from Cassie Rae, Chloe recently scored her first CCW win, a massive upset of Outlaw Annie Hook, and has been riding high on it ever since with her new catchphrase, Okinawans Are Hot.
Chloe Suzuki is 20, 5’, 115lbs with black hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a red bra top, red booty shorts, and red wrist and ankle tape.
Melora O’Brien
A recent addition to the CCW underneath-girl locker room, smart, shapely Melora O’Brien brings a surprising degree of competence — skills, strength — to her matches, but, like so many underneath girls destined to stay there, Melora’s weakness — in this case, her lack of conditioning — is significant.
Melora O’Brien is 25, 5’5”, 145lbs with red hair and green eyes. She wrestles in a green floral old-school one-piece, white knee pads, and green boots.
Riley Slade
The youngest woman on the roster, underneath girl Riley Slade arrived in CCW on the bus from the rural south, untested and naive, with big dreams of being a wrestling star. Everyone noticed her resemblance to Cassie Rae, who sees in Riley the young wrestler she never got the chance to be.
Riley Slade is 19, 5’4”, 115lbs, with light brown hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles barefoot in a tee-shirt knotted into a crop top and cutoff booty jean shorts.
Teresa Salazar
A divorced mother of an adult son and former pro wrestler of some success, Teresa Salazar is trying to make a comeback in her mid-40s. Signed as a CCW underneath girl, the only contract she could get, Teresa remains aloof, even haughty, in the locker room, as her desire to re-prove herself and her considerable ring skills to the world is absolute.
There’s maybe a touch more life on Teresa’s face than there should be, but she’s still beautiful, still sexy, and still a force inside the ring and out.
Teresa Salazar is 44, 5’8”, 135lbs, with brown hair and brown eyes. She wrestles in a backless, blood-red singlet, cut high over her hips, black knee pads, and black boots with a blood-red flame pattern embroidered in them.
Hannah Hammer
The newest addition to the CCW star locker room, Hannah Hammer has already been described by an opponent as like trying to wrestle a closed refrigerator. Hannah is stout, strong as hell, has the friendliest demeanor in the company, and has no trouble letting her opponents come to her so she can crush them. Already a championship contender, everyone on the CCW roster is going to have to deal with Hannah eventually.
Hannah Hammer is 23, 5’7”, 160lbs with brown hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles in short denim overalls, a yellow tee, and brown work boots.
The Coal Miner’s Daughters
Solid, tall, rough-hewn but pretty girls, Shannon and Brianna, the current tag-team champions, bring no-nonsense, down-home determination to the ring, careful to never do anything that would bring their family shame.
Shannon is 25, 5’8”, 150lbs with brown hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles in gray denim overalls, a red bra top, and black work boots. Brianna is 23, 5’8”, 150lbs with brown hair and hazel eyes. She wrestles in gray denim overalls, a blue bra top, and black work boots.
The Cowgirl Sisters
The Cowgirls, Diamond and Platinum, are a veteran tag team in CCW, specializing in taunting the crowd and their opponents in equal measure. Snotty, sassy, and conceited, The Cowgirls’ beauty is subverted by their every action.
Nothing about the Cowgirls is worse than the Rodeo Queen Challenge — a Commissioner Hollander favorite — in which the sisters use their ropin’ skills to hogtie underneath girls, who, with no way to win, can only try to delay the inevitable.
Diamond is 26, 5’5”, 130lbs with blonde hair and blue eyes. Platinum is 24, 5’5”, 130lbs, with blonde hair and green eyes. Both Cowgirls wrestle in pink cropped tank tops, pink bike shorts, pink knee pads, and two-tone pink & white boots.
The Mulray Sisters
There are underneath girls and there are the girls buried under the arena. Plain, paunchy veterans Judy and Joanna Mulray are the lowest wrestlers on the CCW food chain. Unskilled, out of shape, and often out of the match before a minute passes, Judy and Joanna will take on anyone and then take their lumps.
Judy Mulray is 38, 5’5”, 145lbs with bleach blonde hair and green eyes. Joanna Mulray is 36, 5’4”, 140lbs with bleach blonde hair and hazel eyes. Both sisters wrestle in purple bra tops, matching short shorts, and short white boots.
The Russian Farmhands
Direct from somewhere cold and unforgiving, Anya and Olga bring a clubbing, powerful presence to the CCW tag ranks. Embarrassed in their debut by the underneath-girl team of Cassie Rae & Sunny Austin, The Russian Farmhands remain set on dominance.
Anya is 28, 5’9”, 160lbs with dyed dark-red hair and green eyes. She wrestles in a black singlet, red knee pads, and black boots. Olga is 30, 5’10”, 165lbs, with brown hair and brown eyes. She wrestles in a dark-red singlet, black knee pads, and dark-red boots.
“Blonde” & “Brunette”
We don’t even know their names. They were two local college girls Commissioner Hollander paid 50 bucks apiece to “wrestle” Anna Konda in a Handicap Submission Match. A little bit tipsy with no idea what they were getting into, the girls were given cheap bikinis and slip-on heels to wear and sent to the ring.
The result was gross and disturbing. Hollander loved it.
But the girls’ nightmare was just beginning. Stacked on a single gurney and wheeled out of the CCW Arena, The Pack kidnapped the helpless co-eds from EMTs and converted them into depraved, willing lackeys for Pequeno Tigre’s dark army of the downtrodden.
“Blonde” is 5’5”, 155lbs (and slowly gaining; Gothica likes to feed her), with blonde hair and blue eyes. “Brunette” is 5’6” 140lbs, with dyed black hair and green eyes. Both girls wrestle in scant vinyl bikinis and short black boots.
Wink McLean
Hired to be a company man after Jules Moreno was fired, backstage interviewer and reporter Wink McLean — his tuxedo and hairstyle always immaculate — has found subtle ways to tell CCW’s true stories.
Referees
Charged with trying to maintain some order amidst chaos, the CCW corps of referees — Clark Sierra, senior official Jack Blake, Jessie Motley, Randy Hickman, and Roger Clayton — is dogged, dedicated, and often completely overwhelmed.
Jimmy Swift
Jimmy is CCW’s pencil-necked, bow-tied ring announcer, who’s often horrified by what he sees go on in the ring.
Hortense Nepperhan
Commissioner Hollander’s secretary. She doesn’t care if you go right in.

