Hey guys, really sorry to do this to you, but I'm gonna have to go on a two week break. My laptop kinda broke and I'm sending it to the repair shop, so I won't be able to write while it's there. I'll also pause payments on Patreon so you haven't wasted your money.

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  Sorry.

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