March 11th 2022

  4:43pm

  Holy shit. I’m insane.

  I did NOT mean to do that.

  Im so scared im so scared im so scared

  I thought I was passing by a dead person, I didn’t even want to look at him! He was missing half his face! I tried to keep my distance and step around him, but my stupid ass bumped into an empty can on the ground.

  For a split second, I thought I was in the clear cause nothing happened.

  He woke up.

  Yeah. WOKE UP. Like, excuse me?

  WHAT DO YOU MEAN dead people just be taking naps out here? What in the actual fuck is that bullshit. Oh hell no.

  I feel like I pissed myself. I just checked, I didn’t. But still. I ran, tapping into adrenaline reserves I never knew I had.

  But anyway, soon as those zombies st night wandered off, I took the chance to explore the parking lots outside to see if there were any other cars I could peek into. Y’know, maybe find some other useful shit?

  But yeah, dead guy, became not so dead guy and tried to bite my ankles with his very much missing half of a face and dislocated jaw that dangled like a lone spaghetti noodle fpping in the wind.

  I kicked him in the face and ran around back inside.

  Been a few hours, but I can hear him growling and groaning. I think his legs are broken; he never got up and chased me. Definitely doesn’t make it much better? The sound of him dragging himself along the pavement is fucking disturbing, and whatever liquid is gurgling in his mouth when he growls at nothing.

  Surely I can just pop open one of these cans of modelos, right?

  I mean, I’m not going anywhere. Fuuuuck that. I’m sitting my ass right here in this office!

  Got myself a stock pile of snacks, water, soda, boozies? Yeah, I’m good.

  8:12pm

  He’s still growling outside.

  I think he’s scratching at the back door of the convenience store.

  I mean, I’m one building over, kinda. I’m safe, but it’s just so quiet, I can hear everything, you know?

  Plus, these zombies are so loud. I guess when you become one, you unlock maximum vocal chord capacity even if you ck a functioning mouth.

  Gonna try to take a nap.

  I used those rubber bands I found to attach them between two cabinets outside the office, in front of the door. I also hung some wrenches and other tools I found on it, so if a zombie passes through it, the metal will clink against the concrete floor.

  And I will definitely hear it. My superpower is LIGHT SLEEPER - MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

  This couch isn’t so bad; it makes me feel like I’m sleeping in school.

  A school that is surrounded by cannibals.

  And as much as I don’t want to, I need to try to look for weapons soon.

  I can’t always run. Running doesn’t save you forever.