"One Poke, Man Cums." Fran laughs. "That should be what OPMC stands for."

  She has a tattoo on her neck and right above her crotch, its a magical one with divine magic, signifying her status as one of my harem. But even though she is my harem, she can still make it difficult for me.

  "Why did I ejaculate so quickly?"

  "Had you ever have sex?"

  "Uh yea. A long time ago."

  "Are you having a sickness? I heard some men take medication for this sort of problem."

  I felt insulted. I think that thought probably crosses the mind of everyone who faces the prospect of being diagnosed with "Erectile Dysfunction".

  I am a man, right? I am a healthy, strong man. An overpowered main character. But here I am, shooting in a single thrust, it makes me feel, inadequate.

  That cannot be true. It is not true. I struggle with that thought, and Fran looks at me.

  "It's not a death sentence, I am sure you can do something about it."

  Huh why is she being so helpful now. I thought she wanted out of this harem arrangement, but still, she looks gorgeous nude, the tattoos only make her look sexier. I feel my thing stand again, and she shakes her head.

  Stolen novel; please report.

  "I'm not letting you put it in until you can last at least 15 minutes. It's a real letdown to have it end in one go."

  Agh.

  "To be fair, it feels quite good when it happens, but its so abrupt and ends so quickly I felt really shortchanged."

  Hey, maybe I can last a bit longer. Its a fluke. Its a fluke.

  "I think I got too excited thats why it ended so quickly. Can we try again?"

  She pauses. "Hmm, I am pretty sexy. Makes sense if you can't control yourself."

  And we do it again. I try my best to keep my thing together, but somehow the moment I put it in I lose control and I ejaculate again.

  She frowns, and sighs.

  "Okay. There's not gonna be a third time until you get some control."

  I sulk. It felt really good. For me.

  But not for her. And thats bad.

  Can you imagine the shame? I, OPMC, suck in the bedroom, and cannot please a woman. If this gets out how do I even get more harem members????

  So this is horrible. Horrible.

  "Why do you go so quickly?"

  "I.. I dont know. The moment I put it in it just makes me blank out. Did you use any magic?" I think I am trying to find excuses for my own incompetence in this matter

  "No." She frowns.

  "Huh...."

  "Go see a doctor, or maybe go find a sex god to pray for guidance or something." She shakes her head.

  She seems like she wants to help. I wonder why now. I feel suspicious. Of everything!

  But she is my harem member.

  "Hmmm."

  "Look, this divine contract means I am stuck with you. So, I want this to be a pleasant experience for me too. So you better go get your thing sorted, so at least I find pleasure in being a harem member. A woman who is not satisfied may eventually cheat, and you don't want that, right?"

  I pause.

  I felt my heart sink.

  I feel like burying my head in the ground.

  This cannot be happening.

  I am an OPMC.

  This flies against everything I know!!!!!!!!

  But she is right.

  She is right.

  I must get my thing in order. I shall be a sex god.