badgegirl is back

  she brought tea for me

  and she didn't talk at all

  not even one word

  now she is sitting outside

  without looking at me

  badgegirl is

  well anyway

  tea time

  oh wow condensed milk and everything

  well lah dee dah

  look at the queen of the castle here

  sipping her sweet milky tea

  no badgegirl no do not ruin this moment by talking

  too late. she talked. waited until teatime. my most receptive mood. so cunning. i must respect.

  not sure what to do now though

  i can actually talk

  i mean you have to be able to use voice if you want to sing along with songs

  or mutter to yourself while fiddling with teleports

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  muttering v important part of superscience process

  everyone knows that

  but

  well

  maybe i will just write out some stuff

  that seems

  safe

  so

  here i go i guess

  to: badgegirl

  it is difficult to say this

  and please note that i still do not want you to talk to me or look at me and especially not touch me

  but

  your tea creation skills are appreciated

  and i like your badges

  and your silence

  but when you do talk

  your voice does not make me want to scream except i can't scream i can't do anything

  which is what happens when most humans talk to me

  your voice just makes me feel like rats are inside me and trying to eat their way out

  trust me that is better than usual

  so take the compliment

  also

  i apologise for rendering you and every human in this bunker temporarily unconscious

  it's not personal

  well except for that one human who shot me

  it's a little bit personal for them

  anyway i have more to say

  but first

  to: notbadgegirl humans

  you leave a lot of chemicals just lying around your bunker

  might want to look at that

  also when you take someone prisoner

  make sure that one of their eyes is not an eyespider

  also do not give the prisoner their minicomputer back

  with a v obvious keylogger on it

  at least try to hide that nonsense

  oh and also do not read their journal without permission

  and if you do read their journal do not believe everything that is written there

  especially do not believe your prisoner when they say things like how letting them walk their eyespider around might make them better and more communicative and etc

  this is great advice i am giving you so please appreciate

  the next person you capture might be more

  y'know

  murderish

  oh yes also do not believe a superscience genius girl when she says that she did not give her eyespider hands

  of course i flipping well gave my eyespider hands

  what do you think i am

  stupid or something

  anyway

  enough of you

  to: badgegirl again

  you will probably have a headache when you wake up

  i have left a headache cure near you

  nobody else gets the cure

  so you can feel special about that

  thank you for the tea

  i am going to steal half your condensed milk before i leave

  just fyi

  okay

  bye