The Kane Chronicles

  I loved it. I only just finished the second book but I decided to write about it anyway.

  So, I really ship Carter and Zia. As for Sadie and Anubis....eh, I have no idea. Mixed feelings. Cause well, Anubis is a flipping god. He's probably going to move on in like fifty years or something. Sadie and Walt....hmm I personally think he would be cute with Jaz.

  Fangirls and fanboys of every kind,

  I did not mean to insult thy ships,

  Don't murder me.

  *Haiku in honour of Apollo/Lester*

  So, I cried when Khonsu took Bes's ren. Yup, me the one who barely shows emotion cried over a fictional character. Don't tell my mom. Still, I cried. I hate the egyptian moon god now.

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  And Tawaret? I pity you as much as a Godling can pity an egyptian hippo goddess. My advice: Do not give up on Bes. Maybe, just maybe, he might get his ren back.

  Anubis. I thought you were stronger that this. I mean seriusly, you can only fight when you're in a cemetry?! What! You know their not as popular as houses, right? Your weak.

  Fangirls and fanboys,

  I hope you never find my house,

  And murder me for insulting Anubis.

  *Haiku for Meg is complete*

  Bast. sque! I love cats. How you doing up there in the heavens? May I ask how's your 'master' is doing? Still anouncing he likes zebras and weasels are sick?

  Fanboys, fangirls and kittens,

  Do not attack me for mocking Ra,

  I plead for forgiveness.

  *Haiku for Peaches, Peaches and Other Peaches, done*

  Remember that part where Ra told Apophis he wanted a weasel cookie? And Carter said that comment about a weasel cookie probably saved the known universe? Well, I laughed till my sides hurt and tears rolled down my cheeks like a waterfall.

  The end.