Am I... alive?
Maybe in a hospital. That doesn't explain why I can't see anything, though. Also, can't hear, or smell. Don't know about taste. However, I can feel, and all I feel is the ground. For some reason, I can't even feel my whole body. Just a weird, small, hammer shaped section.
Wait, I think someone is picking me up. I am not one to assume genders. It seems like that hammer shaped section might be my arm, or leg, since where they grabbed was the shaft like area. Oh, we started moving. I guess i'm being taken to the hospital now, since I was just lying on the ground.
I feel like my movement speed just increased, maybe we're in a c... OW, WHAT THE FUCK!?! What the hell just.... Fuck! Again! Why am I being slammed into something!? Is someone trying to kill me!?
Shit! That was the third fucking time!
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Why is the number so precise!?
Also, why is it congratulating me for being closer to death!?
However, I do seem to be pretty sturdy... That's nice to know. Now, if this person could just STOP... FUCKING... SLAMMING... ME... INTO... SOMETHING... Everything would be fine. At least there's a boon to this. I now know I can feel pain.
Hmmm... What should I do now? That person stopped slamming me into things quite a while ago. I don't even know when they'll come back.
I'm pretty hungry. Too bad I can't move. Or see, since that would mean I would probably eat dog shit.
I just remembered... I never got to enter Becky's room. Damn.
Nurse! Status report!
He seems to have crippling depre...
What the hell?
I'm pretty sure that i'm not a hammer. What's up with these weird screens anyways!? And why does it say i'm a virgin!?!
Well, that's pretty self explanatory...
But, why does it have that in the messages!?! What's the point!
Wait, i'm a fucking hammer!!! That title doesn't even make sense!?!?! Even my gender is Hammer!!!
And why are skills locked!?
Why is this screen here in the first place!?!
Shouldn't I be dead from bleeding by now!?! That would even be a better explanation for lack of senses!! Blood loss!!
WHY THE FUCK AM I A HAMMER!?!?
Quite a bit of time has passed since my amazing revelation. Again.
It seems that the person came back once again. They picked me up to start the gruesome process of slamming me into something, probably nails, once again.
I might as well start counting, since I have nothing better to do. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11...
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67, 68, 69...
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238, 239, 240...
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367, 368 369...
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609, 610, 611...
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749, 750, 7...
Oh! I leveled up!
What? Mana and Skills were unlocked! YES!
Why!?!
What the hell is even happening!?!?
I still don't get it!
