Name: Vanderbelt

  Age: ?

  Sex: Female

  Species: Wraith

  Class: Death

  Sub-class:

  Profession:

  Stats:

  Sp: 0

  Hp: 30

  Mp: 0

  Sta: 40

  Str: 2

  Spe: 35

  Def: 69

  Cha: 2

  Int: 137

  Dex: 1

  Wis: 70.5

  Pow: 22

  Luck: 39

  Traits: evil incarnate, leader of little girls, creepy aunty lv 6

  Base Skills:

  -Gamer lv50

  -lolicon lv74

  -Pervert lv112

  -milfaholic lv 22

  -ladies-girl lv 1

  -les-lore #error level not computable

  -Bishoujo lv 8

  -Couch potato lv 58

  -Appraisal lv 37

  -Haggle lv 26

  -Jester lv 13

  -Study lv 16

  -Sadism lv 5

  -Masochism lv 49

  -Manhater lv 55

  -Crafting lv 10

  -stubborn lv 5

  -persuasion lv 3

  -Meditation lv 8

  Skills:

  Possession lv1

  Knowledge lv1

  Parallel processing lv 1

  Perfect memory lv1

  Mental fortitude lv11

  Nullification lv1

  Barrier lv1

  Warding lv1

  Shapeshifting lv1

  Incognito lv 1

  Sub-skills:

  Duel-wield lv1

  Full-counter lv1

  Mental manipulation lv1

  Mana manipulation lv1

  Skill steal lv1

  Administrator lv1

  Teleportation lv1

  Electromancy lv1

  Telekinesis lv1

  Subdue lv1

  Holy resistence lv1

  Demonic resistence lv1

  Bonus skill: deduction lv2

  Vanderbelt P.O.V.

  Hi~! 'Vanny' here. Is what my precious little snowflake calls me. Who's that? Why, it's the fairest, lovely little loli queen in all the land!! Guehu, guehuhuhu. I call her that because apparently her favorite time of year is winter. When it snows she'll prance around like a snow bunny, until her nose becames red, how nice~.

  Ahem, anyway, as for my current situation. It took exactly three days to understand, that I, 'Van "Vanny" Vanderbelt' (Danny) am in fact! …a teddybear. Why, cruel fate, why!? I want to jill off! I want to harass- I mean, 'cuddle' cute girls!! I want to 'xxx' the queen in her 'xxxxx' with a 'xxxxx' and 'xxxx' her 'xxx'!!

  Pervert lv 122<150

  Lolicon lv 74<120

  The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.

  Ah, I'm going off topic again, silly me! After a month or two I kept getting stir crazy in this immovable form, and the cute queen - angelica is her lovely name, by the way - undressing in front of me was. Not. Helping.

  But alas, right when I thought I would hopelessly spend eternity as a fuzzy ass plush toy, my eye moved!

  Must be from all my 'leering' at Angelica's beautiful bum when she changes, if I had a nose it would be bursting out stuffings, since I don't have blood. When my eye moved, it freaked Francesca (the maid) the fuck out. But Angelica convinced her that she was just overworked. I realized after another month of leering that I was subconsciously using 'mana manipulation' and pouring continuous mana into my eye's to catch enhanced glimpses of Angelica's and 'Fran's' pussies.

  Pervert lv 150<190

  Lolicon lv 220<132

  Mana manipulation lv 1<13

  Possession lv 1<34

  Set conditions met. Skills 'pervert', 'possession' and 'lolicon' created new skill, pedobear lv 1:

  This skill allows the user to lure and desensitize children within it's range of influence, or perverted subjugation. User can use this ability to create a religious sect of misguided children that worships the user as a god, no matter how creepy and unattractive the disgusting little bear is.

  Mental manipulation lv 1<17

  Wha-!? No, I-I wa-! No mean… hah~ it's better to ignore, ignoring~!

  …That's some emphasis though. I don't think this voice god thingy likes me very much. No, I don't think I would like me very much if I was in it's shoes.

  That aside, after that discovery, I focused on channeling that energy to all different parts of my 'body'. Plastic button eyes, stitched nose, flappy ears furry torso.

  Because I'm - or was an idiot, since my 'int' increased - I completely forgot about using 'sp', or 'skill point' towards 'mp' even though tons of my skills are mana based. So for the next year or so, I continued in this semi-tranquil; semi-frustrating comatose state.

  Sp 500<375

  Mp 500<227

  Mana manipulation lv 17<177

  Because of this massive increase in mana, by the time I got from my torso's mana to my head's, my 'knowledge' skill suddenly activated…

  Knowledge lv 1<23<56<60<99<136<144<168<205<288<293<300<307<323<324<359<360

  Set conditions met. New skill's from 'knowledge' gained, current skills inproved. New skill's:

  Eagle eye lv 1<3<9

  Bashee's screech lv 1<4<12<19

  Bat ears lv 1<4

  Detection lv 1<99

  Current skill's:

  Appraisal lv 37<43

  Stubborn lv 5<28

  Incognito lv 1<2

  Mental fortitude lv 11<44

  Perfect memory lv 1<71

  Parallel processing lv 1<485

  …

  Couch potato lv 58<667

  I know, right!? …well, that last one was a little… but still!! I'm like super badass! A total lady killer!! I should drive a harley Davidson and own a katana or something.

  And after all that hard work, I woke up. A year and a half since I was 'reborn' has passed, I can do simple movements like crawling or just standing now. I have to wait until my 'little snowflake' falls asleep but I can move!! I'm sure seeing a moving teddy bear that she absolutely loves possessed by an otherworlder guised as a malignant ghost-monster would freak her out.

  I pour mana in my left knee and lift it to a kneeling position. Using inertia while I pour mana in my right and lean forward quickly, filling up both legs, back and head; so I don't topple. Once standing, slowly smoothing mana over these areas, adjusting balance several times, and finally clumping mana chunks on the soles of my beige feet.

  *Badump badump~*

  *Badump badump~*

  (Note: metaphorical heartbeats, since I don't have a heart.)

  *Sha~* 'Slowly. Slowly…' bending the knee cap as I continuously shift mana around my left leg, bringing it forward *thuwp*. 'I… I did it!!'

  Now again, *sha~* almost there, carefully setting my foot down, and… *thuwp* yes, another step!! Let's keep going.

  *sh~aa*… *thuwp*

  *sha~* *thuwp*

  *sha~aa* whoa, whoa! Almost tripped. Again.

  *sha~* *thuwp*

  *sha~* *thwp*

  *sha* *thwp* *sha* *thwp*

  *boing* 'hip, hip, hooray!'

  I propelled myself with mana up into the air in a victory pose just as, *zwing*. A 'light' spell was cast in the dark room. I immediately plopped down in the 'imanimate object' pose I've been working on. Sitting on my scruffy ass, I caught Fran in the doorway, a hand on her wide hip, sporting a tremendous scowl. She pointed at me and shouted,

  "I knew it!"

  I felt a cold sweat run down my furry back.