I wake up in a jungle, i quickly get up and look at our surounding for any danger but we seems good for now. there is so may trees that look strange but none have fruit or anything that look edible.

  I heard noise behind me and when i see the source of the noise it makes me glad. I recognize his red hair and blue eyes clearly, he is my dear friend Sky. Though his current self is a bit shorter and slimmer than he originaly was, but I pay it no mind it probably a certain someone who sent us here make him smaller so we need to strugle harder to survive here.

  "What? Where is this?" Sky say in low voice sound confiused.

  "Hi Sky good to see you again" I greet him to get his attention

  "Ken, do you mind telling me where we are and why are you looking like you just get robbed?"

  Well we wore a matching set of clothes, an old brown short and white shit that very dirty people may mistake it for garbage, so its not strange that he think i just get robbed.

  "We are in another world and we dont get robbed, I just save your live" I tell him everything that happend in detail after I get to meet God. "Close call right? I almost fucked up. HAHAHAHA"

  His face looks like I just said that I murder his family and every thing is gonna be alraight.

  "Stop joking man it's not funny, tell me the truth."

  "It is the truth ! Don't you realize that i get taller or rather you get shorter. You get shorter because God need to remake you body because the old one get blown by a damn truck" I bet I have a smug face right now because i feel realy damn right

  He does not reply so I will jus jump the gun and make him believe the truth.

  "Just check you status screen and see for yourself"

  Instinctively I just know how to access my status screen he will know the same way I know it i guess.

  "Status Screen!" I talk loudly

  WTFFF... this dont sound good at all what kind of job ia 'BAIT' even a suicide bomber is better job than bait. What can bait do? bait things and then what? die?

  It takes me 10 minutes to calm myself

  'Ok maybe it is not as bad as it sounds, lets check for detail first'

  'Fuck, useless job. If I have luck stats maybe its on negative .. let's be positive a least it does not sound too dangerous'

  I some how have basic knowledge on what stats do but this charm thing sounds different. When i try to consentrate on charm stats a new screen opened like the most natural thing to happen.

  'Ok I lest be positive, at least i wont get swarmed by zombies'

  I stoped myself from getting depressed and check what skill i have

  "Skill List"

  'Useless skill'

  I lose my self in desperation

  < Sky's POV >

  When I wake up I think this is afterlife but why there is so many greens here? this place doesn't look like afterlife at all, not like I have been there myself.

  "What? Where is this?" I mutter in low voice

  My voice sounds weird, it sounds a bit too high pitched.

  "Hi Sky good to see you again" Someone call me and I see Ken in beggar clothes

  "Ken, do you mind telling me where we are and why are you looking like you just get robbed?" I demand

  He start rambling about how he met God and save me from being dead.

  He must be kidding, there is no another world. Even if all that is true why he sound so proud of saving me and getting us in this shit when he is the only reason that I get hit by a truck.

  "Stop joking man it's not funny, tell me the truth."

  "It is the truth ! Don't you realize that i get taller or rather you get shorter. You get shorter because God need to remake you body because the old one get blown by a damn truck" His face looks very smug, make me want to punch him in the face.

  Now that he mention it, I indeed feel shorter and my body feel light. this body does not feel like mine at all. When I so deep in mind Ken's voice bring me to reality

  "Just check you status screen and see for yourself"

  When he say status screen I Instinctively know how to access my status screen like it is the most natural thing to know

  "Status Screen!" Ken talk loudly and a blue screen appear before him

  Without waiting I check my status screen as well. "Status Screen" I mutter.

  'WTFFFF.... I may understand another world or what ever, but what with this fucking job its not even a job to begin with.

  the gender part is broken aswell somebody need to fix this idiot system.'

  First I need to see if i can change job, maybe the gender part will change itself if I get a job change .

  'FUCK' This is all Ken's fault, if only he dont make such a stupid deal with God I wont be in this mess

  Lets see is there a skill to negate this job

  "Skill List"

  Sound good but this will not solve my problem so i need to think of other solution.

  'I need to hide this job from Ken' least thing I need is Ken laughing at me.

  After a few minutes of desperation and silence finally Ken try start a conversation "So what job do you get?"

  "Nothing important, just a useless job that let me know of danger around me, what is yours? I said quickly to pass the ball.

  "Cool you get some kind of spider sense. Mine is useless job called bait job, the worse job ever"

  Cool your ass, I will do what ever it takes to change job if I can. If you think being a bait is useless try gender changing job I bet you change your mind.