Crazy? No, I wouldn't do this in a million years if I knew I'm not 100% guaranteed gonna win this bet.

  I look at Loser Ralph.

  "So...? Do you dare to accept the bet?"

  "why wouldn't I dare? If you aren't here tomorrow at the exact time as now, then... you know what happens. HAHAHA!"

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  "See ya tomorrow 'Loser Ralph'"

  "See ya tomorrow 'Corpse'"

  Touché...

  "Please give me your guild card so I can give you the quest, Jake." The Employee sais.

  I hand her my card. Letters appear on the card.

  'Collect 30 Jermeth Herbs by tomorrow.

  Failure to complete = DEATH.'

  "This bitch is so unprofessional," I mumble.

  "Sorry, what?"

  "Nothing, thank you see ya tomorrow, Ah, can you prepare the 3 silver coins tomorrow? I want it nice and warm. Oh and Loser Ralph please sharpen that sword for me, thank you!"

  Before they say anything I walk out of the guild.