Hmm
What's wrong?
I couldn't think of any one-shots to write so I feel like just doing a comedic little sketch about my process
But there is no process...
"That's why I can just turn it into a sketch!"
Why did that one have quotations?
That, my thought bouble, is a retort
.........
"Don't judge me!"
You are talking to yourself
Now you see why I believe this is comedic
And if it isn't?
Then shame on you
Can we get started already
We hadn't?
"I hadn't" should be the correct phrase and no
"Okay, grammer nazi"
You just called yourself a nazi
"Let's get started!"
Why no updates?
Because you are lazy
I'd like to think I procrastinate
Difference?
Lazy is never, procrastinate is delayed start.
.... Haven't you noticed the infrequent use of words like I, we, etc.?
Yes, while annoying, there's nothing I can do about it
You could change ....
"Lazy Button!" Press.
BEEP
Now you're inserting sound effects and fake items
Quiet, my song's playing
Half the time, your song is playing
That's because who wants to listen to a song that they don't like
No one noticed the missing minutes
Shush, that is writer's perspective not reader's
I forgot, do we use periods
Don't think so... Scroll up
To the readers, we didn't
I checked. Insert ....
We are not including a Pinocchio sound effect
The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
But it'll be funny!
No, no it will not
Fine. I'm going back to reading TGR
No you are not, because you are still typing
But he's making a breakthrough....
Half the time MC's in wuxians make breakthroughs. Besides, you should be taking it easy after that headache earlier
Btw readers, we had a headache
And there goes the journal appeal
What is the appeal again?
I thought I was the thought bubble
You are!
Then when did we switch roles?
......
"Flipping the table!"
BANG
Think that fixed it
"Think that fixed it, I don't think it did"
How did you end up with the retorts? Never mind, flipping it again!
Wait! I like the ability to retort
BANG
Better. Smiley face
Grumpy face
Cheer up Grumpy cat
Do people still remember grumpy cat?
Sign when you realize you are getting old, you do not know what the kids know
MAKE IT A PLAQUE IF NOT A MEME
Sigh, like star wars
"Really Peter? You were the chosen one! You were meant to save the geekdom not split it!"
Okay, that one came from nowhere
Who hid a trap card there?
We had a magic the gathering joke planned before we started writing this but forgot it so we went with yugioh
I like card games
If asdf taught me anything, this will end up in a lot of paper cuts
"I said 'I like card games' and not 'I like trains'"
BAM
NOT
No trains were featured in this sketch
How much longer?
Considering our endurance level, three minutes ago
Thanks.
THUMP
