My name is reaper ya I know how original but that’s what I am stuck with. I am a soldier drained in the harshest conditions possible at the early age of four spent nine years training and going on normal missions like everyone else but when I turned of age things went downhill.

  I was the best at everything fighting; planning it didn’t matter so the Chinese government started sending me on suicide missions which I blew through one after another I was drunk on power. At the age twenty two I met an assassin named jade sent to kill me by my own government because I was too strong. Things didn’t go as planned instead of killing me she helped me.

  We were unstoppable fighting everyone it was blissful until the part we got sloppy we walked right into a trap. Me the heroic person I am threw her out of the building just in time for me to be blown sky high. Ah good times, well that wasn’t the end I ended up in this white room and no body I mean what the hell is up with that. Oh and if you’re wondering I am not Chinese I am British yep this has nothing to do with me dying but I am bored out of my mind here.

  Hello there mortal welcome to the afterlife and to answer your questions no you are not going to be sent to heaven or hell and you can’t get a second chance in your world. (voices in my head)

  Well that’s just great I’m going bonkers what’s next I get to see a unicorn? (me)

  No you idiot I am god and if you would shut up for five seconds I would explain this to you. (voices in my head)

  Oh ya sure god I will believe that when I can walk down the street without getting shot at. (me)

  Fine don’t believe me anyway your being reincarnate right now so have a nice life and fuck off. (cranky voices in my head)

  The room flashed and when my eyes adjusted I was looking at the stars and planets that were moving in front of me, wait why are they so close am I in a space ship or something? Wait there’s something coming towards me why the fuck am I not turning come on control this damn ship already! I look down to see me restrained who would do this to a person I mean come on have some mercy. The asteroid hit the ship thing and I started to spin out of control.

  Yep I think I’m going to play exorcist. Suddenly there is a large bang and the ship stops moving. The glass opens and the restraints are released; I climbed out of the ship thing and looked around to see a vast plain full of giant grey pig creatures. I bet they taste just like bacon, I crouched down and slowly approached one of the separated ones.

  Once I was near it I checked my gear to see if I had something to kill it with but sadly I don’t. I picked up the closest stone to me and charged at it only to be charged at myself it’s tusks sharpened and ready to kill. I move to the side and one it ran past me I grabbed it’s fur once I had a good hold I started to bash it’s head in until it stopped moving.

  Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

  What is this a video game; oh wait the voices are just playing games now okay I will play with you. “status”

  oh I’m

  touched you care about my mental state. “ skills”

  is this star wars? Oh the fuck cares voices upgrade all my skills to the max.

  This is fun let’s play.