How do I know that they are orcs, simple I am an only Child and af home there is nobody to play with.

  So I came to like Heros and there adventures in other worlds.

  But because I am such a gentelmen I turned around and I let the' walk away in all quitness.

  So I turned around to quitely but gracefully walk away.

  Graaaarg

  I turned around and I saw 3 stupid breaking out of there formation and whit a bloodurst smile running to me.

  So I did what each good looking protagonist would do

  I turned around and ran.

  With my awesome fysic I evad the wigs of a boom before me.

  I slided under a wig and rolled farther.

  I kept running for 2 minuten in this manner, so when I loket back I thought I will be alone but No!

  A 100 meter after me I saw them.

  How couldnt I lose them! They only comes close, that cant be I run 28.9 kilometer an hour!!

  I Observed them while running and saw that where I would gracefully evad the wigs, they Go through them like nothing!

  I was so shoked that I didnt see a large wig of a 7 centimeter diameters in the ground and tripped.

  A feb seconds later when my head stoppend spinning becaus of the gracefull tripping,

  The thee orcs who where following me where before me but with a killing intent 10 times worse.

  I think they were pissed because the beautiful me ran away.

  Orcs pov:

  Orc1: This stupid ugly skinny human, How dare hè run away! Because of him we are lost!

  Orc2: food, food, food, fooooooooood!!!

  Orc3: Hopfully, I get the stuff inbetween this puny humans leg, I like the while stuff.

  They came closer with their arms, what van I do, What can I do, think think

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  think!

  Ah, I know it. I took my deo and lichter from my shirt pocket.

  Are you thinking why I got this, simple I dont smoke but when my friend doesn't have a lighter, I have to hold my popularity, so I give it. For the deo, everyone knows my natural smelt is the best so I don't nerd it, but when there is someone close to me who smells. I am friendly enough to use it in them.

  I took the deo in my left hand while I took the lighter in my right, and made a big fire.

  I killed the first orc but the rest escaped by jumping a few meters back.

  Graaaarg

  They split up and comes closer one from my right and the other from my left.

  They comes with insane speed from both sides.

  I can only use the fire to one side so what do I do, what.

  Ah, I know, when they came in my attack range of 3 meters,

  I made a big fire in the air, both the orcs looked up

  And they I did it I used my fire again on the right when he isn't looking.

  The second one is dead,

  The third one let out a loud growl and the killing intent becomes again many times stronger.

  I use the fire on him, but he evade by Rolling to the left.

  He evades and when I look on my left I see nothing.

  Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

  I look behind me and see the orc with my left hand in his mouth!

  He comes closer and closer.

  'Stay away, stay away!'

  He is still eating my left hand, I trow the lighter but he eat it.

  Kaboom!!

  The flame of the lighter made the deo in his mouth make a big explosion.

  I became dizzy and fell asleep on the floor.

  Thanks for the revieuws, it really helps