An alien and a human candidate stood behind their podiums for the final debate a day before the election.

  “We’re here for your resources. We won’t lie about that,” said the alien.

  “Unbelievable! This is why we’ve both lost millions during this occupation … how many more must die?”

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  “The answer is simple,” the alien paused. “Peace.”

  “You mean surrender?”

  “We can be benevolent — ask our colonies if you must — besides, we offer protection.”

  “Against?”

  “A malevolent alien species that never negotiates.”

  “Time for a break,” said a moderator.

  The candidates retreated to a back room, shook hands, and smiled.