Chapter 0005: Touch me again and you'll marry me!

  "By the way, Cheng Feng, this is your car, it's parked downstairs, military green."

  Yun Lao interrupted Ye Chengfeng's train of thought and took out an old car key.

  "Damn it! Old man, you're something!"

  Yè chéng fēng tàn tóu wǎng xià yī kàn, hè rán fāxiàn le yī bù diào qī yánzhòng, qiě chē shēn zǎo yǐ bèi zhuàng dé kēng kēng wū wū de pí kǎ chē, làn de bù néng zài làn.

  Translation:

  Yè looked down and suddenly found a pickup truck with severe paint loss and a body that had been dented to the point of being covered in potholes, looking like it couldn't get any worse.

  Ye Chengfeng's mouth twitched violently, almost bursting out laughing on the spot.

  "Don't be angry, this is also to match your new identity."

  Yun Lao laughed and said, "Otherwise, with your contributions to the country over the years, not to mention a luxury car, even a private plane can be allocated to you. But have you ever seen an ordinary security guard driving a private plane and a luxury car to work? When that happens, the words 'with ulterior motives' will be written all over your face."

  "You're doing this on purpose to disgust me."

  "Two-hand car, no matter how bad it is, is better than a rotten pickup truck, right? I'd rather not drive this broken thing, it's more suitable for me to be a carless person with my new identity."

  "Are you sure?"

  The smile on Yun Lao's face suddenly became playful: "Shanghai has changed a lot over the years, without transportation tools it would be difficult to move an inch."

  "I'd rather take a beating than drive that crappy pickup truck, even squeezing onto a crowded bus is more dignified!"

  Ye Chengfeng directly threw the key back to Yun Lao, turned around with a flourish: "I don't believe it, people without cars can't live their lives? If I drive that broken pickup truck, all the girls will be scared away, and I'm not even married yet."

  "Alright then... I wish you success."

  Yun Lao smiled and reminded him: "Remember to set off early, Beijing to Shanghai is over a thousand kilometers, it's quite far."

  "Mind your own business, you old stinker."

  "Drink less coffee and don't stay up late at night."

  After saying this, Ye Chengfeng "bang" closed the door.

  "Is everything all right, Director Ye?"

  Yan Wei Yue stood guard at the door.

  "Alright, let's go, follow me to Shanghai."

  Ye Chengfeng nodded slightly and briefly told Yan Yimeng about Yun Lao's task this time, then stretched out his hand: "Give me the car key."

  “……”

  Although Yan Yuet-moon had already decided not to give this guy the car key again.

  However, when Ye Chengfeng asked her for the car keys, she had to hand them over reluctantly and followed Ye Chengfeng onto the highway, heading straight for Shanghai.

  However, what made Yan Yimonth feel relieved soon was that Ye Chengfeng only ranted for two hours before saying: "Little Month, you come and drive, I'll take a rest."

  "Let's find a place to stop for now."

  Yan Wei Yue nodded, thinking to herself that it's been a while since she let him drive her around, and it felt somewhat embarrassing.

  "What's the hold up? Can't we just switch places directly?"

  Ye rolled her eyes and beckoned with her hand, saying: "You sit on my lap first, then hold the steering wheel, and I'll let you take over."

  "But..."

  Yan Yiyue's pretty face suddenly flushed again.

  She was asked to sit on Yè Chéngfēng's lap, how embarrassing would that be for her?

  "Hurry up! This section of road is all straight, it's the curves ahead that are difficult to overtake, and with such high speeds it's easy to have an accident."

  "Oh."

  Yan Yiyue reluctantly moved from the passenger seat to the driver's seat, and sat down on Ye Chengfeng's lap with a thud.

  "Hold on to the direction."

  Ye Chengfeng reminded her of one thing and then handed over the direction to her.

  Right after that, I handed over the accelerator to her.

  However, what made Yan Yiyue's face even redder was that Ye Chengfeng didn't seem to have any intention of getting into the passenger seat, which made her extremely embarrassed.

  At this moment, she and Ye Chengfeng's posture was as ambiguous as it could be.

  Then, with a shy expression, Yan Yimeng said timidly: "Ye... Ye Shou Zhang, why haven't you moved yet?"

  "You've been sitting on me with your butt, how can I move?"

  Ye was so shocked that he couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time.

  He didn't move because he had been waiting for Yan Yimeng to slightly lift her buttocks, so that he could withdraw.

  "Ah...... then I..."

  Yan Yiyue only then realized the situation, and her pretty face suddenly turned red as if it were bleeding, her heartbeat like a drum.

  Subconsciously, Yan Yimou quickly lifted her hips, so that Ye Chengfeng could withdraw and leave.

  "It's okay, don't be shy about it, I've touched your butt before."

  Ye was carried away by the wind, and as she spoke, she grabbed another handful of her plump buttocks, only then did she move to the passenger seat.

  "Leaf leader!"

  Yan Wei Yue sat down and drove while scolding: "You... in the future, if you touch my butt again, I'll... I'll... I'll..."

  At this point, Yan Yuemei suddenly didn't know what to say next.

  Every time Yè is blown by the wind and touches her buttocks, she says this sentence, but it seems to have no effect at all!

  "What's wrong with you?"

  Ye was laughing loudly and fell asleep after putting down his chair.

  "I'll... I'll marry you!"

  Yan Yiyue plucked up her courage and said a sentence with great ferocity.

  "Hmm, quite an intimidating threat."

  Ye was taken aback and her mouth twitched slightly, for a moment she didn't know how to respond.

  Unconsciously, the new Range Rover drove into a five-star hotel in Shanghai.

  Yan Yiyue opened a room and then said to Ye Chengfeng, "Boss, you rest in the hotel for tonight first. Tomorrow when you come back from work, I should have already found a place for you to live."

  "Call me Ye Dage or Feng Dage."

  Ye Chengfeng smiled wryly: "In public places, don't call me 'Shou Zhang' like that. Also, from now on, when you come to see me, just wear casual clothes."

  "Ah, Brother Feng."

  Yan Yiyue nodded obediently.

  "Go ahead, see you tomorrow afternoon."

  Ye shook his head and went to his room alone.

  After taking a comfortable hot bath, Ye Chengfeng changed into a dry set of clothes and sat cross-legged on the bed to meditate.

  Nowadays, the spiritual energy on Earth is very thin. Ye Chongfeng cultivated for four or five hours before feeling a slight increase in his elixir field's spiritual energy.

  He was very dissatisfied, so he simply took out a bronze alchemy furnace from the storage ring, as well as the Yangyuan grass given by Yun Lao, and dozens of other precious medicinal materials, intending to refine the Yangyuan Dan for cultivation.

  For nearly ten years, the cultivation resources accumulated by Ye Chengfeng were actually only this storage ring that was difficult to collect materials and successfully refined, with a space of less than ten cubic meters, and that bronze alchemy furnace that looked like it didn't know what year it was.

  As for other spiritual herbs and medicines, they were all consumed by his cultivation, leaving behind only some scattered low-grade refining material.

  "It's really a poor and white life! If it were in the seniors' Xianxia continent, I would have already stepped on the flying sword and soared freely."

  Ye Sheng was suddenly fascinated by the Xiu Zhen mainland.

  His Xiu Zhen heritage came from a predecessor who unexpectedly descended upon Earth, that predecessor being someone from the Xiu Zhen mainland.

  Through the vast memories of his predecessor before his death, Ye Chengfeng, as an earthling, had never been to Xiuzhen Continent, but he seemed to have been there, and was very familiar with the environment of Xiuzhen Continent.

  Compared with the thin spiritual energy on Earth, the Xiu Zhen mainland is much better than Earth.

  At the same time, the resources for cultivating immortality are also very rich. For example, Yangyuan grass, a low-grade spiritual herb, can be found in almost every deep mountain.

  "Never mind, I'll just focus on cultivating and refining my elixir, don't want to think about those unnecessary things anymore."

  Ye took a deep breath and suddenly a cluster of jumping bright red flames appeared in his palm.