Chapter 111: The Abdominal Blackness of Du Xiao Ying
When they came to their senses from the shock, they found that it was too late to run. The enemy's hatchet had already been raised high and fell heavily on their dog heads.
"Ah! Grandpa, is...is it all over?"
Du Xiangying watched as Qin Tian easily defeated the enemy, and for a moment she was stunned, her mind dizzy, feeling that her usually agile brain was not enough.
"My god, it's that easy to defeat an enemy over 5 times stronger than myself? Am I seeing things or is the world changing too fast and I'm not keeping up with the times? No, no, it must be that I've been staring at the screen for too long and I'm hallucinating."
Du Xiangying hit for a while, then made an effort to shake her slightly dizzy head, rubbed her eyes hard, and then opened them wide again.
"Oh! Good heavens, this can't be true."
Du Xiangying rubbed her eyes, which were red from lack of sleep, and looked again several times, only to find that the result was still the same. She hadn't made a mistake after all. Only then did she use her hand to wipe her forehead, saying in an extremely disbelieving tone.
"Oh...cough...cough..."
Du Lao was also stimulated by this scene, and he saw that his eyes were wide open, his mouth was open, and a strange cry came out of his mouth. His hand, which had been stroking his beard, suddenly used force, and the precious beard that he had treasured for so long was plucked off in a small bunch.
"Hiss......growl......"
A sharp pain woke Du Lao from his daze, he looked at the whiskers in his hand, then touched his lower abdomen and started yelling, tears came out, it was unclear whether it was physical pain or heartache, or both.
Du Xiangying suddenly heard her grandfather's shout, startled, and thought something was wrong. She quickly turned around to see the tuft of hair in Du Lao's hand and his tightly pursed lips. Her heart immediately relaxed a bit, thinking it was just a few pulled hairs, no need for such a fuss.
Du Xiangying cursed in her heart for a while, and when she saw Du Lao's painful and miserable expression, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Hmph, hahaha, Grandpa, this time you can't blame your granddaughter for your own mistake! Hehe, no wonder you're the chairman and I'm the general manager. I was puzzled before, but now I understand."
"Look, the chairman is indeed the chairman, as expected, not ordinary at all. Not only are you ruthless to others, but also to yourself. I just pulled out one or two hairs, but look at you, pulling out a whole bunch at once! This small handful must be over a dozen hairs, equivalent to my efforts of several weeks, hahaha..."
Du Xiangying said to Du Lao with a gloating expression.
"You... I... this..."
Du Lao heard Du Xiaoqing's words and couldn't help but roll his eyes, "How did I end up with a granddaughter like you? Can't you see that your grandfather is already heartbroken, yet you're still speaking sarcastically. In the past, I really... truly spoiled you."
Du Lao was furious in his heart and thought about it, glancing at the whiskers in his hand, and his mouth was aching with heartache.
"Haha, serves you right."
Du Xiangying saw her grandfather's expression and said with a mixture of surprise and delight.
Du Lao...
Du Xiangying had been displeased with her grandfather's beard for a long time. She said, "If you want to grow a beard, just grow one, but why do you have to show it off everywhere and brag about that ugly beard of yours? Aren't you ashamed?"
Go ahead and show off if you want, as long as you don't mind losing face, we can't control that. But you came to me with your boasting, what do you mean? I'm a woman, do I have that thing?
Boasting once or twice is fine, I tolerated it. As a magnanimous person, I won't hold grudges against someone like you who doesn't know any better. You're an old kid, after all. But are you done yet? You keep running to me for no reason and every time bring up that broken-down beard of yours.
Tell me how great your mustache is, how beautiful it is. Old Liu, Old Wang, and Old Sun are so envious of you.
Is it really tolerable or intolerable? You're showing off that broken mustache in front of my granddaughter, a little girl. I think you're deliberately provoking me, trying to create friction and start World War III. Fine, if you want war, I'll give you war. Let's see whose mustache grows faster, or who can pluck it out faster!
Du Xiangying, facing her grandfather's provocation, issued a magnificent declaration of war, and directly confronted Du Lao's beard. Du Xiangying truly deserves to be called the modern Wu Zetian, with ruthless tactics and a deep understanding that slow-cooked frogs and dull knives cutting flesh are the most painful essence.
You don't care about your beard, so I'll find excuses to pluck one hair from time to time. Today, I'll pluck one and make you feel a little pain. Tomorrow, I'll pluck another one and make you feel more pain.
One or two at a time, we'll play slowly, there will always be a day when I pluck them all out for you. And this way, your pain can be maximized to the greatest extent. Most importantly, you can't get angry with me just because of one or two hairs, hehehe.
Since then, Du Lao's beard was in trouble.
"Hmph, today I was forced by grandma to go out and interact with those jerks, which ruined my good mood. So today I'm really annoyed, let me vent a bit."
"Hmm, I made a big deal today. I'm getting more and more impressed with myself. Hehe, my mood is really good today. Let's pull one out to celebrate."
Du Xiangying would pull out a hair when she was angry, and another one to celebrate when she was happy. Before long, Old Du's beard became sparse, which pained him to death, but he could do nothing about it.
Because every time Du Xiangying pulled it out, there was always a reason, and each time made Old Du feel that he was the one who was wrong, and that being punished a bit was deserved. Pulling out his whiskers still made his granddaughter feel distressed and concerned for him, so she specially chose the lightest punishment.
So every time I get my whiskers pulled by Du Xiaoying, not only am I not angry, but I'm also secretly delighted. It's just that my granddaughter feels sorry for me.
Poor Du Lao was played around by his granddaughter like a spinning top, a typical case of being sold out and still helping to count the money.
It can be seen from this that Du Xiangyan is indeed worthy of being called a modern Wu Zetian.
"Bah! You bunch of stupid pigs, useless things, I was just going to make a phone call and you...you already lost, and lost so badly, 10 billion, a whole 10 billion in funds, just gone like that, this money could have blocked a small river, but you guys, really...are driving me crazy!"
Yamamoto went out to make a phone call and when he came back, he found that the group of people looked dispirited and felt something was wrong.
From the mouth of a person who could barely speak, Yamamoto understood the whole story and was so angry that he was about to burst a blood vessel. He immediately started scolding loudly. This matter was handled by his subordinates, and he couldn't shirk responsibility. Thinking of the punishments in the Yamaguchi-gumi, he felt a chill run down his spine. Looking at those people's eyes, it was as if they wanted to eat them alive.
"Hi."
That group of people responded in terror, shaking all over, to know that the punishment of the mountain mouth group was very severe, especially for those who made big mistakes, absolutely making life worse than death, sometimes death is a luxury.
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