Chapter 16: Do you think you are Guanyin Bodhisattva or the Buddha himself?
Bai Yu Jing in the ancient dragon said: In the rivers and lakes, there are three kinds of people who are most difficult to provoke - beggars, monks, and women.
In modern society, it's hard for us to encounter monks and beggars, and even harder to see the real meaning of monks and beggars. Of course, there are many people on the streets who pester passersby for money, but they can't be considered as disciples of Hong Qigong. As for monks, they have become high-level white-collar workers holding national salaries.
The first two are excluded one by one, and the only one left is the woman who is hard to deal with.
Unfortunately, Qin Luo had offended such a woman.
If hand grenades were five cents each, Chen Xiaoxue would definitely buy a dozen and throw them over.
She was really fed up with the couple in front of her, and when she thought about what had happened to her yesterday at the mall, where she had wet her pants in public, her teeth chattered with rage. That was simply the greatest humiliation of her life.
What's even more infuriating is that Wang Hao's phone still can't be reached until now. He must think his behavior has made him lose face, and it's likely that the two of them will thoroughly break up.
That's his own boss after all. That's it.
She didn't sleep well for a whole day and night, not because she was heartbroken, but because she was thinking about how to make Lin Xuanxi, that cheap woman, lose her reputation.
Unexpectedly, the opportunity was right in front of me, and these adulterous couple actually dared to walk into the university campus so openly.
This time, see how you can get out of this. I must publicize your ugly affairs so that everyone knows about them.
"What's going on? Why isn't anyone saying anything? As a teacher, you're supposed to set an example, but instead you're dating your own student. This can't be something worth promoting, right? I wonder what the dean will think when he finds out about this. What will other colleagues and students say when they find out?" Chen Xiaoxue said with a triumphant attitude, looking very pleased with herself.
She had made up her mind that this matter must be reported to the dean no matter what. Moreover, she still held evidence of their crimes in her hands, and they couldn't even make excuses.
Lin Xuan's eyebrows were slightly raised, and she was about to retort, but Qin Luo grasped her icy small hand.
Being held hands in public like this was absolutely the first time for Lin Xuanxi. In a moment of panic, she even forgot what she wanted to say.
This also gave Qin Luo the opportunity to turn the tables, and he pretended to be very angry, staring at Chen Xiaoxue and saying: "What business is it of yours what's going on between me and Lin? What did we do to offend you? Why are you always against us?"
"Am I always against you? Ask your beloved Lin teacher. It's her who is always against me." Chen Xiaoxue pointed at Qin Luo's face with her silver-black nail polished finger, saying: "You didn't offend me? Yesterday in New World wasn't it you-----"
Chen Xiaoxue was suddenly choked with emotion, making her admit to yesterday's incontinence incident at the mall was more painful than being slapped twice on the ears in public.
She couldn't understand why she suddenly had such a strong urge to urinate.
She didn't have a bad stomach, and had just settled down in the cafe-----
Apart from pushing the blame onto this weirdo, she couldn't find any other excuse. After all, it was him who deliberately approached her at that time.
"What's wrong in the new world?" Qin Luo asked with a bewildered expression. Anyone who saw that look and expression would want to go up and slap him for twenty bucks.
"You... you're shameless." Chen Xiaoxue was so angry that her whole body was trembling. If the powder on her face wasn't a famous brand, she feared it would all fall off like dandruff.
"I don't even understand what's going on? How did it become shameless? Is there no one else who can frame me like this?" Qin Luo said, still with an innocent look on his face.
"Fine. Very good. It's really great. You just pretend-----see how I'll deal with you." Chen Xiaoxue coldly laughed, deciding not to play this meaningless game of words with them anymore. She prepared to return to the office and show her colleagues and the hospital director the evidence she had in hand.
Seeing Chen Xiaoxue leave in a hurry, Qin Luo shouted from behind: "Are you talking about the New World Urine Collapse? Don't worry, we won't spread this thing out."
Chen Xiaoxue stumbled and almost fell down the stairs.
"Damn you to hell. I'll make sure you die without a burial place." Chen Xiaoxue cursed through gritted teeth, her eyes welling up with tears.
"Let's go." said Lin Xuanxi.
Qin Luo looked at Lin Huanxi's face and smiled: "You sympathize with her?"
"She's just a poor woman." Lin Xuanxi indirectly admitted.
"Poor people must have something hateful about them. Don't sympathize with her just because she's a woman, this kind of woman has destructive power comparable to a group of men. If you don't believe me, just wait and see. By the time you get back, everyone in the office will know about your passionate love affair with the student. If they misunderstand you, it's best if you bring them to my classroom." Qin Luo said with a shrug.
If we say men and women are equal, then everything should be equal. The power they enjoy, the obligations they fulfill. Love, or hatred.
If you can't afford the consequences of failure, then it's best not to enter the game.
Lin Xie nodded, seemingly moved by Qin Luo's words. She quickly walked ahead, leading him through the sun-drenched campus of Yanjing Medical University.
Innumerable students pointed at their backs and whispered among themselves, some of which even reached their ears.
"My goodness! Isn't that our 'Iceberg Teacher'? I'm not seeing things, am I?"
"Really? When did the iceberg melt? I still thought Lin Laoshi was a stone maiden?"
"Who is that man? He looks so arrogant ----- actually wearing a long gown ----"
Qin Luo almost couldn't help but turn around and give that guy a good beating, who the hell said wearing long robes made one arrogant?
This is an inside joke. Get it?
Forget it. A group of kids, even if I tell you, you won't understand anyway.
After passing through several stone slab roads, three Jinlan pools and a basketball court, Lin Xunxi finally led Qin Luo into a luxurious office building.
A golden sign hangs at the entrance of the building, on which is written: Office Building of Traditional Chinese Medicine College.
The two went straight up to the third floor. Lin Xunqi pointed to a room at the end of the corridor and said, "That's the office of Director Guo of the Traditional Chinese Medicine College. Principal Li has already contacted him, so you should go report to him first. He will arrange your work."
"It's fine. I'll go report myself, you can go back to work. Remember what I said, if they give you a hard time, bring them to my workplace." Qin Luo reminded again.
He knew that the plot would unfold as he had expected.
Good people doing good deeds have a thousand ways of doing it, but bad people doing bad things only have a few ways to do so.
"I understand." Lin Xuanxi glanced at Qin Luo and turned around to head back the same way she came.
Watching her plump buttocks wrapped in a silver professional suit swaying back and forth, Qin Luo couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Thanks to Principal Lei's recommendation, Director Guo was relatively polite to Qin Luo. The Traditional Chinese Medicine Academy had three courses that lacked teachers: "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine", "History of Chinese Medicine" and "Traditional Chinese Medicine Diagnostics". Director Guo let Qin Luo choose one course to teach himself.
Qin Luo chose "Traditional Chinese Medicine Diagnostics" because this course allows students to combine theory and practice more easily.
As for "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine" and "History of Chinese Medicine", they are not unimportant. But it is precisely because of their importance that Qin Luo feels that they should be taught by teachers with more talent and experience.
Declining Director Guo's kind offer to escort the class himself, Qin Luo carried the newly received textbooks to classroom 206 in building 2. Inside, dozens of students were sparsely seated, chatting and laughing in small groups.
Qin Luo, this new teacher, took office without causing any reaction at all.
Of course, at this time, probably no one would believe he is a teacher either.
Since it wasn't time for class yet, Qin Luo walked over and sat down in an empty seat in the first row.
Sitting next to him was a girl wearing a baseball cap, with long black hair that fell smoothly over her shoulders, a delicate and lovely face, dark and bright eyes, big and curved eyelashes, and long eyelashes. Her face was extremely beautiful, like a porcelain doll.
Her skin was fair and delicate, her figure slender and elegant. Sitting there, she seemed even taller than Qin Luo.
Of course, Qin Luo thought that she looked taller than himself mainly because she was wearing a hat. This is cheating behavior, he should wear a one-meter-high hat and be even taller than Yao Ming.
The girl was wearing a red hoodie, her body slightly tilted back, with earphones on her ears, and she was listening to music with a look of intoxication.
Found someone sitting next to me, and it was a strange boy. I couldn't help but take off my headphones and ask: "Who are you? Why haven't I seen you before?"
"I'm new here." Qin Luo said with a smile.
Seeing the boy's smile, the girl couldn't help but laugh too. Her round and big eyes curved like a crescent moon, smiling and saying: "Hello, my name is Wang Jiuxiao. You can call me Xiao Jiu or A Jiu."
"What's with the weird name Wang Jiujiao?" Qin Luo asked.
"Cut it out. You're so outdated. Naming with math is trendy. You don't get it. Besides, my name has special meaning. My mom gave birth to me on September 9th at 9:09, so my dad named me this way." Wang Jiujiu rolled her eyes and said to Qin Luo, expressing dissatisfaction with the strangeness of her name.
"Right. What's your name?"
"Qin Luo." Qin Luo simply introduced his name, then lowered his head to open his textbook and take a look. He hadn't even prepared for class yet and had no idea what he would be talking about when it was his turn on stage.
Seeing the boy who had the courage to sit in front of her suddenly stop talking, Wang Jiujin felt a little curious.
"I heard that a new teacher is coming to teach our class 'Diagnostic Studies', do you know about this?" the girl said, trying to make conversation.
"I've heard." Qin Luo nodded and said.
"You've heard so soon? I thought I was the only one with the latest news." The girl said with a disappointed face, as if her information wasn't exclusive, making her lose face.
"I just found out too," said Qin Luo. He had indeed only just been informed that he would be teaching this class on Traditional Chinese Medicine Diagnostics.
"Hmm, you're a new transfer student and yet you know all the latest news. That's really impressive." The girl praised, saying "I don't know if this teacher is any good or not. If he's no good, we might just drive him out again."
"Kicked out?" Qin Luo asked with a surprised face.
"Yes. With just a few brushes, they dare to come and deceive people. Of course, we have to drive them away. We drove away two teachers already----" Wang Jiujin said proudly, without noticing Qin Luo's strange expression.
"Is their teaching quality very poor?" Qin Luo asked. Knowing oneself and knowing others, one can win every battle without danger. He cannot repeat the same mistake.
"What's wrong with him? It's simply unbearable. I don't even know which mountain ditch this quack doctor came from, we ask him questions and he can't answer them. A classmate had acute appendicitis but was diagnosed as having eaten something bad for the stomach, almost costing his life."
"Can someone like this be a teacher?" Qin Luo's eyes widened in surprise.
"It doesn't matter." Wang Jiujin disdainfully curled his lip. The girl's action was surprisingly carefree and cute.
"The new teacher will definitely not have this problem." Qin Luo said with certainty.
"It's hard to say." The girl shook her head.
Then she said with a look of admiration: "But I do hope we can have a teacher who is not only capable but also young and handsome to teach us this subject."
"May your dreams come true." Qin Luo said.
"Do you think you're Guanyin Bodhisattva or the Buddha himself? Whatever I say, goes!" The girl covered her mouth and giggled.
Qin Luo was just about to answer when the class bell rang on time.
"May your dreams come true." Qin Luo said to the girl again.
Under the gaze of all his classmates, he walked up to the podium with his textbook and said: "My name is Qin Luo. The Qin in Qin Dynasty, the Luo in Luoshui River."
Qin Luo turned around and wrote his name on the blackboard with a piece of chalk, his handwriting was elegant. Since he was young, his grandfather had forced him to practice calligraphy, so he still had confidence in his own writing.
"I am your teacher. From now on, I will be teaching the course 'Traditional Chinese Medicine Diagnostics'. Let's start class now."
The whole audience was silent and nobody woke up from the shocking scene in front of them.
"Oh my god! He's actually a teacher? How can he be a teacher? I'm going to die. I'm going to die." Downstairs, a girl covered her face and wept.
(PS: Today everyone's firepower is not as fierce as yesterday. Those with red tickets, please help Lao Liu, don't waste them.)