"I sense a secondary plot." Jake Vietnam said, wherever he was.
"OF COURSE! IT MUST BE KIRK WEILER!" Jason Voorheese, I mean Bourne, exclaimed.
"Kirk surpasses the inaccessible large and uncountable numbers that are explained within ZFC set theory, and every other mathematical theory!" Jake exclaimed.
"Woah." Jesus Christ said.
Now time for a RoyalRoad exclusive interview:
Jake: How does it feel getting your own spin-off Mr. Weila?
Kirk: Well Jake, I honestly don't have any words. I am beyond thrilled and honored.
Jake: Mhm mhm. And what made you decide to go on your own adventure parallel to mine?
Kirk: Well Jake, you see, I had my own story on that Kirk Weiler wiki, but due to page vandalizations and public domain, it wasn't going anywhere. Then I came across your masterful writing and I just thought, "You know, I have to be canon."
Jake: Yeah, I get that. Unfortunately, you were an unnamed teacher in the original novel so I'm sure you didn't think you'd ever get a spin-off.
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Kirk: Oh yeah, for sure. It felt like the odds were stacked against me. But I got the opportunity of a lifetime here, so I'll be the best main character ever.
Jake: I really love your enthusiasm. You're the first official crossover, so this is a momentous occasion in history if I do say so myself.
Kirk: Yeah yeah. I'm just as excited.
Jake: Another question. Where are you scaling wise?
Kirk: Well, I don't know too much about all of that, but I'd say that since I created the very concept of math, and literally every mathematic dilemma, I'm pretty high up there. Maybe even higher than you to be honest.
Jake: Hey now, don't get cocky. (Laughs) Anyway, I'm beyond the concept of the concept of creating concepts so I'm much stronger, but I get where you're coming from.
Kirk: Yeah, I was just teasing.
Jake: Okay okay. Next question then. What do you think of being in The Hidden Wizard verse?
Kirk: It's definitely surreal. There are almost no descriptive explanations about the world at all, but I don't want to blame that on our respective authors.
Jake: Yeah, it's just because we're far too powerful and our sheer strength outweighs the world.
Kirk: That's what I was thinking. By the way Jake, where are we right now?
Jake: We're in the Interview Corner. Like, all of the events of our novels are just fiction. The Interview Corner is the only true reality.
Kirk: I see, but aren't I the first interview?
Jake: Yeah. I just created this place for this specific occasion because RoyalRoad will not allow a chapter if it has less than 500 words.
Kirk: Oh, that makes sense.
Jake: Yeah. But thankfully I asked all the important questions and we're just at about 500 words.
Kirk: Ah, okay. Well thanks for having me on Jake.
Jake: Of course Kirk. It was very nice talking to you. Now back to The Visible Witch!
