The prid the vixen were called Gunter and Leoh the big boss behind the se going by the stereotypical vilinous ‘Kus’. Sure enough, they all had obviously german names, but I ’t seem to remember the fat man's name. I’ve always just called him Umpa Lumpa in my head.Muy disappoi, Jesse eventually let go of me after petting me head with a sad smile on her lips to head away with those two. That just left me aloh the fat man who looked at me with rese in his eyes as soon as he heard the door around the er close with a *thud* - as if a signal from his team mates. “What are you waiting fet me my dinner!” He had already eaten a couple ho yet I’m sure it must take a lot of effort to maintain his figure thus I was headed off towards the kit. Today would be different though; after all I had collected information for ten years iure (with time moving faster ihe game than outside with slight variatioween the different worlds).In other words - I had no more need for the fat loath.That in mind I made sure to add a certain little ingredient to his final meal - a little liquid I mao nab many years ago thanks t oreets like an ur does. Mommy had told me that there would be a huge ge in the world and that I was to remain powerless thus I also had the idea that some petty revenge would be nice. Sure enough, he gobbled his food up with just a quick “took you long enough” once I set it down in front of him upon his studies desk.In a matter of moments that liquid reacted due to the enzymes in his saliva - causing it to transform into a foam that expands as they tend to do. Finding his windpipe blocked up he did the obvious manoeuvre of clutg his throat while falling to the floor; truly the cssiever fail to impress so I gave a bsp; The look he gave me, a one mixed between demanding aful, informed me that at first he didn’t even realise what was happening. Wheiced my g he no doubt released soon afterward exactly what had occurred - so that ged to horror. Perfect revival is apparently possible if the corpse still had the two most majans in good enough dition, so, I decided to carve his heart out from his chest with a letter opener he had made from mithirl before eating that along with his brain.That whole song & dance isn’t important to the story though; for his brain it really didn’t take me long to eat so I had that first for those that are curious.Still I was a studious girl so I decided to do another round inside his archives while nomming on the deliciously vindictive meal. Most of what I found was stuff I already knew. heless, I went ahead as it literally would e nothing, not eveime used up would matter as this part of my major pn was ing to an end.I did find some iing information about a duhat the major dungeon withiy that possessed the rights for the {Rosario Stone Mine} wasn’t inally known. It was actually thanks to clearing the dungeon for the first time, saving the city, that the HERO mao raise up the ranks of the p.From there, they proceeded to use the duo grind exp of their newer as well as older members, quickly allowing them to grow all their members to solidate their position into history. The thing is… They had apparently long known about the dungeon for around 6 months before the dungeon ever became a problem (as well as 6 after the game came out). As such, they had actually itted an illegal act of letting a dungeon grow into a problem in order to take over what became the trading capital of the p with the kingdom being he wiser.This certainly brought many ideas to my mind heless, before I could finish my thoughts on my slowly ging pns, I fell to the floor. It took me a moment to realise that I no longer had my legs attached due to them having been rudely cut off.“I khat oaf would get himself killed in some dumb fashion…”“Now, now, he is still a major part of uild that is vital in knog down those Frux bastards a few pegs by letting us take hostage the rich brats attending the school.” Both of the uild members in HERO didn’t even bother looking to see whether I was alive.Instead, one of them each stepped over either my legs or torso, to check their fatty friend only for the ever bitchy Leoo let out a disgusted (but not horrified) gasp. “The little bitch has removed his heart and brain so we ’t revive him!” Apanying that yell was her heeled foot that collided with my chest in order to send me sailing through the air into a nearby bookcase that sooed in books buryihe egotistical man came over to me, croug in a poor attempt to meet my eyes while fshing a smile, as if he hadn’t just removed my legs. Using his disgusting over-perfumed hand in an attempt to sooth me as he politely took me out from uhe books. “Why don’t you tell me where you-” *ptui*Before he could finish speaking I spat a k of heart in his eye making him “actally” sm my head into the floor. Once more, I didn’t care about that, though it would be harder to begin the process of my sed ce without legs. I would likely run out of blood any moment, though, so I was hardly worried about that.“They tasted nice~!” the pair the biggest smile I could - propping myself up against the bookcase to make sure they noticed - siny always said it was happy to give them a big smile. If you always give them a smile they would never get their satisfa thus making you satisfied; even if you lost the battle you would win the war.Thankfully, upon seeing the k of meat hit her guild mate’s face, the bitch of a witch seemed to realise exactly what had happened and squealed out like a pig in displeasure. “That monster bloody ate his heart & brain!” Still wiping the blood from his eye - the slunter paused for a moment before panic filled his face - in turn filling my heart with satisfa. As usual - mommy was right - this was very satisfying.“What the hell are we supposed to do, that bitch is already here, how are we meant to take her out with just us two!” “Don’t shout at me; you do something since you're a high-ranker!” “She’s a higher rank than me so I needed his support!” The two broke intument for quite some time sihey had initially po take Jesse - who had e in order to actually e diplomatically about an outreach program - hostage for some be. I may not have been a good person but at least I reised how taking advantage of an outreach program to attack wouldn’t work well in the long term.However, that wouldn’t e to fruition as they simply weren’t strong enough to take her out without support from the umpa lumpa. The reason for this was actually quite simple; Jesse was ranked iop ten while Gunter only ever mao hit rank 30 globally (at max) through items!Their anger didn’t remain on eachother… Soon it iuro me.After the couple hours of torture from the two members of, the ever ironically named, HERO I couldn’t help but ugh despite my bloodied appearahis made both of them back away on at of having little flesh left upon my muscle yet I couldn’t help speaking up as I could feel my life slipping away. “I have a power you know; one ied from my mommy.”“Don’t see how that helps you now.” Leonie smugly answered with a smirk while pying around with one of my severed fingers.“I get a sed ce when I die so don’t worry; I’ll make sure to meet you!” It appeared Gunter had read his fair share of novels in the past since his eyes widened before he quickly reached into his iory with a pale face. “Use all your potions and anything else in order to make sure that bitch doesn’t die!”“Why would I-” “Too te~?” I said singingly before dying while ughing in a fashion that would make my ever grinning mommy proud.
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I opened my eyes once more, truly for the wicked, to see a sky filled with the crimson red of su. It was almost as if the world itself was tellihat that chapter of my life was dohus I would sooo embrace my new life.Truly fitting as I could instantly tell there was one major difference; although I had certainly lived in an orpha wasn’t anything like this p fact - I wasn’t sure if this was really an orpha all - there was far too much spa the backyard leadio not being able to tell where in the world I was. Behind me was a rge manor but a grand garden y in front of me. This garden mainly sisted of a wide variety of different rose bush types yet it didhere; sihere were even maly arees that were sidered rare in the past. In other words, it was filled with many mortal-grade pnts that were so low in mana that one couldn’t even sider them special at all.That certainly meant I had gone bato the past since few of suts mao survive after LHO and those that did were raised in greenhouses (by normie sves to prevent ination) for the rich. There were also some at Frux, for the purpose of research with the normies being paid very well to make up for the ck of time grinding in game, but I’d never been there either. Either way they certainly couldn’t be sat uhe sun like this - though I could sense some mana in the air it wasn’t enough. As for that manor, it was remarkably big even if not made from the rare materials that were used to create the Umpa Lumpas home, certainly impressive if this is the past. From what I could see from my position - the property appeared to cover enough ground to fit aire rge town io afford that mud must mean they were incredibly wealthy; a family like this never just having one property uheir name. In fact, they may just be as rich as the Vagen family if one siders the materials the manner is produced from.Being made from a diverse range of different woods & stoo manage something that appears to be rustic germania plenty modern with the various mps around. On top of that the floors were also paved beautifully with detailing of different symbols depending ohey seemed to head; for example the flarden has a flowery engraving all the way dowhing was certain though - I had never been here before.Looking around some more I discovered I was actually lying upon a deck chair in a tle one piece dress with a book by my side on surgery. Upon that was a hat said “from mommy” which made me smile.Though if I had t up a point of ; not only was I wearing a dress but I don’t seem to remember having bck skiainly something to question.