Message received:

  Ms. Elizabeth Smith,

  Expirations are up for the following items:

  Holo-Projector

  Molecular-Sanitizer

  If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

  5D Printer

  Please choose your pickup date.

  Elizabeth scheduled her household robots to place the items curbside.

  New Call—Identification: John Smith, brother.

  “Hey, John. Yes, I received mine too. I sure miss those days when we could use anything for as long as we wished. Okay, John, don’t get so upset with me! Are you a Greeny? What? No, don’t report me! I haven’t kept anything! Of course, I know the motto: Save nothing and recycle everything, expirations for the good of one and all!”