The Next General Election

  Trust not to your lying eyes

  Say politicians who's words belie

  A single terrible, gruesome fact

  They never cared, 'twas all an act.

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  They've got the money now

  The gravy train has left the station

  Taking with it the callous cads

  Who've gone and wrecked our nation.

  They swear that they'll do better

  Please just give them a seventh chance

  The other fella's worse they say

  Now dance, monkey, dance.

  But soon enough we'll get our chance

  To give these scum the boot

  To drag them 'fore the courts

  And strip them of their loot

  So saunter down on polling day

  Make sure to bring your ID

  And instead of voting for someone in it for themselves

  Vote for someone in it for you and me.