Attempt One

  I roll down everything except uphill.

  Attempt Two

  The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

  This is not what I had in stock

  To read and think, then try and rock

  But what is one supposed to do

  When I am set challenges by a Pinnacle such as you.

  Attempt 3

  If this is funny; then why am I crying?

  Attempt 4

  I throw myself in everything except abstinence

  Attempt Five

  I need to stop

  I am not on the dot

  I’m not trying these again

  Epigrams can go and talk to a hen.

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