Welcome to my hostel!

  This is your bed

  I hope you’re comfortable

  You won’t be able to lift your head

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  Our facilities are lacking,

  I think you’ll find

  But you won’t need them

  And you won’t mind

  Now let’s talk money

  Before you lose your zeal

  For the length of your stay

  It’s a very good deal

  Your do not disturb sign

  Will be made of stone

  Rest in peace

  Forever alone