I am pying a fighting game and unlock a new character that is a floating purple sphere with white eyes painted on and two smaller red spheres for hands. This character’s only move is to throw its opponent. It’s not a very good character but I find myself charmed by its simplicity and conjure up a miniature construct in its image.

  This conjuration is not a well thought out course of action as it immediately picks my unworn shoes off the floor and begins throwing them. It then opens the door of my apartment and throws the shoes outside. Going for a ring out I suppose.

  I hastily discorporate the construct, but fail to do so cleanly and its essence infuses into my shoes. My shoes then begin telekinetically throwing themselves down the hallway outside my apartment. I fail to catch up with them in time to stop them from throwing themselves off the second floor balcony. I go back inside to quickly throw on a coat and some house slippers so that I am not entirely underdressed and barefoot and then take the stairs down to go searching for my runaway shoes.