“I can’t believe you did this to me!”

  “Did what?”

  “This prank! You brought me along looking for a fish that doesn’t exist.”

  “It exists.”

  “What makes you so sure?”

  “The document I was reading mentioned opening up a shark's stomach and finding a pstic pig inside. The file was like a thousand years old and the ancients knew what they were talking about.”

  “And you’re sure that a pstic pig is a type of fish?”

  “Why else would it be in a shark’s stomach?”

  “And what does a pstic pig even look like?”

  “Dunno. But I’ll know it when I see it.”