Gilgamesh's eyes widen at the sight of the two items, that came before him from nowhere, he looked to his left and saw a single can of spray, the entire can itself was black with a single picture in a circle frame, it was a yandere kitchen knife that was bloody, and it had a vivid red X drawn across of it.
Beneath were three words, "Yandere Begone spray", and there was nothing else, but apart from that what got Gilgamesh's attention, was the long sword that was before him, the sword sheet itself was fully black, with green thorny vines wrapping around it.
While the grip was fully black, and the guard was shaped uniquely and oddly, as it look like two black horns going downwards, meanwhile the pommel was a beautiful red rose, and the grip also had a holder you can put your finger on into.
While on the sword sheet was a single sentence written in a mysterious language he has never seen or heard of before, the words alone shone a beautiful scarlet light, it was almost like a heartbeat, it fades in, it fades out.
The sword itself was so beautiful, that Gilgamesh wasted no time and unsheeted it, instantly he gasp in shock, the blade was a beautiful maroon color, with a straight black line going down the center.
The only words that Gilgamesh could say at this moment were.
"Beautiful."
"This truly is a magnificent work of art, the blade itself looks like something only a main character would use, agh yes this is the legendary Yanderecalibur the blade that shall aid me in my journey only when the time arises."
"Although I must know what this language says."
And just when Gilgamesh asks that Solomon began to translate it for him as she explains its uses as well.
"Yukinomaru."
"Cool, so a yandere sword that kills other yandere, what a fun night this turn out to be."
"Cool, I can do that no problem."
From there Gilgamesh began to bite his thumb till it bleed, he then smears it on the blade right away it began to glow a bright red light, and when it calms down Gilgamesh was shocked to see that the sheet was suddenly back on it.
And another thing that shock him was when he tried to pull it back out, the blade refused to budge, this confused Gilgamesh greatly as he asks Solomon.
"Hey, Solomon."
"What the hell is up with this sword?"
"That's quite the condition, although it would be a mad flex on really strong opponents who are not yandere if I say they are not worthy, their reaction would be equally satisfying and entertaining to witness."
"But I'm in a world that is full of Yanderes, so I don't have to worry."
"Although I am ready to strike down anybody that crosses me or rubs me the wrong way, I don't mean to sound arrogant, but if a time ever arises I have to put someone down even If they are my closest relatives, I will not hesitate to deliver the final blow, mercy is for the weak I learned that the hard way at the cost of both my legs when I lived my life as Shiki Morgan."
"So Yukinomaru I hope we can get along, for now, rest inside me and I shall call you fort when the time arises."
With those words said Gilgamesh, began to open his mouth as a golden light emerges, and Yukinomaru slowly went down his throat and rest inside his dimensional stomach.
Gilgamesh closes his mouth and the light slowly dimmings down till it was completely diminished, with that done he said to himself.
"Very well then, this shall suffice I am happy with the results, now Solomon I think it's about time I try out my group chat."
With those words said a separate computer screen came in front of him, as a black text came on the blue screen before him, the following message before Gilgamesh.
[Please customize your account]
[Please choose a custom user name for the account]
"I see, so I have to customize, my account first."
From there Gilgamesh began to think about what he wanted to name himself, and after, about two minutes he finally came up with one, not the greatest but at least it's something.
Tap tap tap
[Notice, you have chosen "The king who plays with Yandere" as your username]
[Notice you can change this anytime if you feel like]
[Notice please choose a profile picture]
With that said, a section with different photos of me suddenly came on my screen instantly I question.
"Who the hell takes these."
Of course, I had to ask, because any normal person would also question where the source of this picture would come from if they were in a similar situation to him.
And like always Solomon was the one to answer.
"I see, well let me see them."
And just like that, a total of five pictures showed up, and after skimming through them he decide to pick the one where he went into his battle mode but the reason he pick it was because it look so cool.
His entire body was covered with a black shadowy coat with hundreds of eyes that were glowing red due to his heat vision, while the hood was covering his face, if anything he looks like an eldritch assassin.
[Notice you have chosen a profile picture, please pick next to move on to the cult of Gilgamesh group chat]
"The cult of what!"
At those words, Gilgamesh paused for a brief moment as a crisis was going on in his head.
"Oh...no!"
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"Don't tell me."
"Shit, fuck, mother fucking son of a bitch, first manipulation, then cult, yap there no doubt about it, I should of guess so, I did receive an ability from a world filled with Yanderes."
"Solomon is a yandere, there no doubt about it, fuck me, and the worst part is I'm stuck with her as she fused to my soul, this world is truly trying to royally fuck me over, ok Gilgamesh calms down, let's see what I know so far."
"Ok I know jack shit, but Solomon is an AI, it can't be right, no maybe Bridget was the one that is tampering with Solomon, she did state her job was to make my life a living hell, fuck ok let's calm down."
"I just have to log in and see who all are a part of the group chat."
But just as Gilgamesh was preparing to enter he got a warning from Solomon.
"Wait, shit just when things were getting fun, oh well let's play like we're sleeping, by the way how far are they."
"Really?"
"Tsk stupid Kuudere, vengeance shall be mine."
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"Although I would want to hear the conversation, they are too far away."