Chapter 11: I Accidentally Turned My Vacation Spot Into a Cult Headquarters!?
Kaito stood at the edge of his newly unlocked vacation realm—a tranquil isnd surrounded by shimmering seas and blessed with eternal sunset skies. Birds sang harmonies, the breeze smelled like sugar and flowers, and the trees gave free massages.
“This… this is paradise,” he whispered, eyes sparkling. “No paperwork. No angry gods. No Demon Kings. Just me, good vibes, and maybe a coconut smoothie.”
> [Welcome to your Custom Vacation Realm: Kaito Isnd]
[Warning: Realm is visible to lower deities and mortals with strong faith.]
He shrugged. “What’s the worst that could happen?”
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Three Days Later…
Kaito woke up to chanting.
Loud chanting.
Creepy chanting.
He peeked outside his bamboo hut—and froze.
Thousands of people were gathered in front of a golden statue of… him.
“Kaito-sama! Kaito-sama! The One True God of Chill!”
“What the—?!” Kaito’s jaw dropped.
The statue was massive—abs so defined even he was jealous. It radiated divine light and wore sungsses. Offerings of fruit, gold, and… grilled cheese sandwiches… were piled high at its feet.
The worshippers wore robes with “RELAX OR PERISH” embroidered on the back.
The God of Wisdom popped into view, sipping tea. “Oh, by the way. Mortals discovered your vacation realm. They think you're the God of Leisure now.”
“I never told them to do this!”
“You didn’t stop them either,” he said, pointing to a welcome sign at the beach that read:
“Kaito’s Sacred Getaway – No Rules, Just Vibes.”
Kaito screamed internally.
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Meanwhile…
A passionate mortal priest stood at the front of the crowd, holding a coconut in one hand and a grilled cheese in the other.
“Let us offer our snacks to Lord Kaito, the God of No Deadlines! May we live without meetings forever!”
Everyone cheered.
Another notification popped up.
> [Cult Formation Detected]
Name: Church of the Divine Lounge
Members: 2,394 and rapidly growing
Faith Level: Unhinged Devotion
Bonus Effect: Coconut Smoothies now restore divine energy
Kaito clutched his head. “This is getting out of hand. How do I shut this down?!”
The Goddess of Order appeared behind him, arms crossed. “You can’t. Divine cults, once formed, spread faster than gossip in a beauty salon.”
The God of Chaos chuckled nearby. “Honestly? I like this version of religion.”
The cult priest spotted Kaito. His eyes widened in awe.
“BEHOLD! HE HAS APPEARED! LORD KAITO HIMSELF DESCENDS!”
The entire cult dropped to their knees, wailing in joy. “KAITO-SAMA! FREE US FROM RESPONSIBILITY!”
Kaito raised his hands awkwardly. “Uh, hey, guys. Chill?”
> [New Divine Skill Unlocked: Inspiring Laziness Aura]
Effect: All nearby beings feel 70% less motivated to do anything.
Suddenly, everyone just… id down.
Even the God of Chaos took a nap on the sand.
“…I don’t know if this is a blessing or a curse,” Kaito muttered, sipping his smoothie.
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Later that evening…
Kaito sat by a bonfire with his accidental cult members, pying a ukulele and questioning every choice he had made since becoming a god.
A final notification appeared:
> [New Divine Title Acquired: Lord of Lethargy]
Cult followers now believe napping is holy.
He sighed. “I swear, next time I go on vacation, I’m bringing a fake mustache and a fake name.”
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Next Chapter: When a Celestial Dating App Mistakenly Matched Me With a Goddess of War!?
