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  To be clear it was just the six plots of nd oher side of the church that added about thirty yards of nd to either side of the church to our possessed nd. That may seem like a lot but in truth that retty average for detly sized familias. Even worse was that until I took the time to tear everything down that nd would look like a bunch of abandoned buildings still. Destru was WAY easier thaion though so all I had to do to fix this issue was unleash my fmes and watch that shit burn until nothing was left.-

  If you are w why I didn't reuse the wood from the buildings it was simply because I didn't feel like it. Hestia might have preferred the churches inal shape and design and I maintai as a result but this nd was mine and I wao get creative with it. That means it was time for me to go all evil supervilin and make an underground ir! Well okay so half and half really but the point still stands.-

  I wasn't going to use wood for this project though as I wao make my ir a gods damn nightmare to breach. To aplish this I grabbed a massive tarp and headed to the duo sughter me some orcs. My pn was simple really, I was going to refihe thiire skeletons and use their boo build my base, fug metal as hell right? Obviously this was going to take more tharip but I was more than happy to put in the leg work. Killing the orcs was also easy as shit as I just ran up to them and used my cursed teique to seal their eyes, ears, noses and mouths before patiently waiting for them to suffocate to death.-

  Naturally I also spent some time hunting down aal I could find on floors ten through twelve with my metal deteg pass. I got some really odd looks when I first left the dungeon with a massive makeshift sack of cttering bones on my back but no oopped me and after repeating this process for a week the guards had even given me a new niame [Bone collector], which was still better than the ohe gods gave me in my opinion.-

  Still after a week of sughtering ord e type monsters and dragging their entire skeletons back to the church I had enough to make the above ground portion of my ir. Cheeky ass I am I eve up a big cloth curtain to stop anyone from seeing me create the building. I had the bones all piled up like small mound of corpses in pce when I got started by pg my hands on to side of the pile.

  "Hell's Fe!" I spoke and the bd blue curse energy began to pour across the entire pile like it was soaked in gas before hit with a lit match.

  If anyone could see what was going on they'd be astoo see all the bones melting into a pond of discolored liquid before that liquid turned into a huge perfectly ft regle. I took a break to restore my cursed energy because this was obviously not a energy cheap process. This meant I downed potions like they were water on a hot day. Still my move was to raise the walls from this bone foundation which I did by causing the boo rise on the sides to my chose roughly before fixing the shape manually.-

  I was a bit miffed to discover that I didn't have enough boo create the roof and had to make a couple more trips to the duo collect the stuff. By this point the crystal for Ptah's ission was starting to show up in a bunch of ks the size of a person. I just stored them in my unfinished building while I worked on pleting it. Finally though after a week and a half of effort I had a big ass hollow regle of monster bo up which left me with the fun part of this project, decoration!-

  I transformed the walls oside into a false appearance of a stone brick stru, seams with uneven mortar included. Then I literally raised the roof into long ese style tile design that looked marvelous from the outside but was totally transparent on the ihe final touch I used the metal I had collected to create an alloyed metal door to seal the pce shut when I wasn't here. It was a simple thing that sat on internal hihat had a single handle and cursed tool loy own design.-

  I was quite proud of my lock too as I imbued it with a cursed teique tnize my finger print so i just o stick my thumb in the socket to unlock the door. The best part was that i added a ibal meism to the lock so if a registered tried it they'd loose that digit. The only real security issue left was the air vents I had to keep me from suffog in here as I worked. Lighting was easy as I just made some cursed tools that produced light and that was that.-

  "It looks suspiciously normal for you." hestia said with a wary look as I showed off my new building.

  I clutched my chest over my heart dramatically "I'm offehat you'd think so little of me! All the fun stuff is just well hidden." I said with a grin.

  "I k! Alright so what iuff have you casually added to this pce then?" she asked curiously.

  "Well the door eats fingers, then the walls have inbuilt lighting sources and finally the roof is actually transparent on the inside." I said casually.

  "The door eats fingers!?" she excimed in horror.

  I smiled proudly "Hell yeah it does!" Sps door "This baby eat so many fingers!" i said with a ugh at the look she gives me like I had gone off the deep end. "Chill, it's an anti theft measure so unless someohout permission tries to get in you've got nothing to worry about." I reassured her that I wasn't THAT mad quite yet.

  Might get there iure but not at the moment so everything's fine and nobody o start w about it for the time being.

  "Why would you even make something like that?" she asked with a fused look.

  "Ah well most locks be picked but THIS lock will eat your fingers if you try so like it's way better right?" I asked with a wide smile at my impeccable logic.

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