What is this, some sort of out of season April Fool's joke?

  It seems to be. It was supposed to release yesterday, but I forgot that these things can take a few days to process and should have uploaded it a few days before.

  Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.

  The mods were very kind to expedite the process, but unfortunately the joke title flagged all sorts of flags :p (Which they were kind enough to sort out for me, but it took a while.)

  So uh, just pretend it is April first, and my apologies for the timing.