I have to say, I'm pretty convinced now that I'm the most unfortunate soul in all existence.

  I've read a ton of those reincarnation books where the protagonist wakes up with some awesome ability, an unbeatable system, or even a harem right off the bat.

  But boy, was I an idiot to expect an easy life.

  I had no power, no decent system, not even a harem! I was just a third-rate villain, and to make things worse, some bastard told me I had to save the world since I supposedly caused its destruction!

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  What did I do? Ran the fuck away, of course.

  And I took some money too, but hey, I'm weak as hell, might as well be a rich bastard at least.

  But Fate! Fate being a prude little bitch, threw me another curveball! and I met some serious trouble. Like, yandere-level trouble.