"Psst, Alice. Time for your watch, okay?" Alice looked around. The fake campfire light was still active, she could see Colin sitting in a trance on the opposite side of the campfire, and Bridgette crouched over her, arm on her shoulder.

  Alice yawned, climbing out of the pink sleeping bag, stretching. "Thanks for taking the second watch, B. I really needed my sleep. I feel so damn sore in the weirdest pces this morning." Alice pulled a t-shirt out of her ring and put it on, watching with amusement as one of Fi's logos came into view, twin eggpnt emoji surrounding two lines of text.

  "Double Futa - Twice The Fun, Four Times The Mess"

  Alice blinked at Bridgette, who stared back at her, shock on her face. "Wait, that was real?" both girls asked at once.

  "Hold on a sec, what do you mean, that was real?" Bridgette asked, pointing at Alice's shirt. "What do you think happened?"

  Alice flushed bright red. "I, ah, honestly don't know. I thought that you woke me up for my watch, and we spent the entire time fucking because you couldn't keep your hands to yourself, then I closed my eyes for a moment, and you were waking me up for my watch, so it must have been a dream."

  Bridgette nodded, looking at Alice. "I finished my watch, I woke you up, we spent your whole watch fucking, then I closed my eyes to get a few minutes of sleep before we woke Colin, and ... I was walking over and waking you up. I mean, I suppose it's not that unusual if we both have dreams about fucking, but here's the real question." Bridgette peered intensely at Alice's shirt. "What, exactly, did you do while we had sex in our mutual dream?"

  "Uhm." Alice stared at her feet. "I think I grew a cock and fucked you with it. And somehow our cum was pink? And our eyes were pink?" She pointed at the sleeping bag. "Like that neon pink color. Which, by the way, I've never had a pink sleeping bag in my life, so that's fucking weird. It wasn't pink st night, it was blue. And there was pink cum literally fucking everywhere. Just gallons of it, all over both of us, from the two dicks."

  Bridgette shrugged, "That's what I remember, too. Anyway, I'm fucking exhausted and whether it was a dream or not, my pussy is so damn sore right now from that pounding you gave me. I'm going to bed." Bridgette kissed Alice quickly and crawled into the sleeping bag, fast asleep and snoring in a few minutes.

  ---

  Alice spent the remainder of her watch in a confused daze, trying to understand exactly how her dream could have really happened. The sleeping bag where Bridgette y slumbering did absolutely reek of sex. She was also pretty sore, like happened after a round of sex on the receiving end of Bridgette's monster cock, and her entire body was sticky as if she'd taken a shower in cum. Also, her spell was on cool down, indicating that she had actually cast her Ceremony of Aphrodite ritual. The evidence certainly seemed to point to it being real, but the timeline didn't work at all. There was no way that they repeated the whole two-hour period. Right? That's just impossible.

  Finally, Alice heard Colin stir from the far side of the cavern, getting to his feet and wandering over.

  "Hey Alice, how's it going? All quiet during your shift?" Colin paused, then gnced at the sleeping bag, sniffing the air. "Oh come on, what the fuck?" He nudged Bridgette with his foot, waking the girl. "You guys couldn't go a few hours without having sex, twenty feet away from where I y sleeping?"

  Alice protested, "No wait, it's not what you think. We're not actually sure we had sex."

  Colin ughed, disbelieving. "This pce fucking reeks like a cum dumpster, you're wearing one of Fi's shirts apparently indicating that now you're a futa as well, and you're telling me you don't know if you had sex?" Bridgette stepped out of the sleeping bag, stretching and yawning. Once again, she'd decided to sleep nude. "And for the love of Pete, can you just put some damn clothes on?"

  Bridgette shrugged, deciding to ignore Colin's compints, and bent over to roll up the sleeping bag to put it away, her gaping pussy and thighs still sticky with dried pink fluids. She got a good whiff of the dried jizz smell as she did, turning toward Alice and wrinkling her nose. "Eww, gross. The sleeping bag smells like stale cum. Do we have to keep it?"

  Alice sighed, "Yes, we have to keep it. We can wash it out or something when we get home. I'm bming you for that, by the way. And Colin, we truly don't. Somehow, Bridgette and I repeated an entire two-hour period of time, experiencing it twice. The first time, yes, we had sex when Bridgette woke me up for my watch. Which we know was a stupid idea to do while standing watch, let alone inappropriate to do with you present, and we're sorry. I'd like to say it won't happen again, but there may have been extenuating magical circumstances that were out of our control. And then when it ended, time rewound and Bridgette woke me up for my watch, and she went to bed, and I sat around staring at the wall for two hours. And I'm not going to comment on the futa part," she finished with a blush.

  Bridgette nodded, pointing at Alice, "Yea, what she said. I don't get it, it's some magic bullshit. Also, wouldn't you have heard us from your trance anyway? It's not like we kept the noise down."

  Colin grimaced. "You're right. I would have heard, and I didn't. I try to tune out the specific words you're saying and just focus on tones of voice, and so I heard a conversation around the time you changed watch, and then nothing else. But ... this is still not cool. SOMETHING shady happened."

  Alice cleared her throat, trying to change the topic with a distraction she knew that Colin would fall for. "Hey guys, did you level? I think I did."

  Colin's face lit up with a smile, "You're right! I did too! Wow, that's awesome, but that was one hell of a fight yesterday, so I guess we're getting rewarded for everything we've done. Let's take care of that quick, then head on up to the surface and back to the farm. You guys get anything new? I've got an extra spell slot and my health pool has increased, but not much."

  Alice took a minute, studying her interface, then shook her head. "I think I get an extra spell and I feel a little stronger, but nothing much."

  Bridgette shook her head in the negative as well, "Just some extra health. Oh well, no big deal - not every level can be a ton of cool stuff. Let's head home." She picked her greataxe off the floor and started toward the tunnel upwards.

  "Uhm, Bridgette," Alice called out. "I think you're forgetting something."

  Bridgette looked back, gncing around the cavern. "Like what?"

  "Clothes," Colin and Alice chorused. Bridgette looked down at herself and shrugged.

  "I told you guys, my dress vanished when I did the whole sex tentacle transformation thing. I have no idea where it is."

  Alice pulled the t-shirt over her head, Colin blushing and turning away quickly, averting his eyes from Alice's nude body. Alice tossed it over to Bridgette, "Here, put this on at least. I've still got my healer dress." Bridgette sighed, tugging the "Double Futa" shirt over her head. Alice quickly stepped into her white healer's sundress, tugging it up and re-dressing herself. As Bridgette leaned over to pick her greataxe up again, the t-shirt shrunk, turning into a crop-top shirt that just barely hung past her nipples and leaving her bottom entirely exposed.

  Bridgette pointed at herself, "See, Colin? It's not even worth getting dressed. The universe hates me."

  Grumbling, Colin took the lead as the group walked up the tunnel ramp, shoving deceased kobold body parts out of the way. "The wizard isn't supposed to be in the front, but I'm not going to walk around staring at your naked ass the whole time."

  As the three reached the initial underground den, they saw the bright light of day streaming down from the gap in the ceiling, ten feet above them. They also found Bridgette's warrior dress, neatly folded and sitting in the center of the room, with her sandals pced on top. "Huh," Bridgette muttered, staring at the dress. "I didn't see that one coming."

  "That's not the only thing you didn't see coming," Alice snickered. Colin turned toward Alice, shocked, and ughed.

  "I wouldn't have expected that from you."

  "What can I say? Her dirty mind rubs off on me."

  "That's not the only thing she rubs off."

  "Colin!" Alice blushed, surprised by the quick turnaround from the elf.

  Bridgette quickly dressed herself in her typical combat mini dress, vanishing the t-shirt back into her storage ring and then jumping up and pulling herself out of the cavern. She then let down a rope and helped the other two up. Within a minute, the three friends were once again standing in the open air of an Iowa corn field, the sun shining on their face as a faint breeze rustled the corn stalks around them. They started for home, retracing their steps from the previous day through the cornfields.