When we last left our hero and muse, they were interviewing each other, building each other up, and trying to come up with a decent name and back story. What wonders will never cease as they try to figure each other out and maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to create a story for the two. So where were we?

  Eileen: I see I have a new name.

  Writer Elite: Indeed. Eileen was better than Ellis, and it looks so cute on you now.

  [eileen gets all fluttery and stars and hearts appear all over here]

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  Eileen: I love you ma...

  Writer Elite: I need a name. How does Steven or Master Cannon sound?

  Eileen: How about something that sounds not normal?

  Writer Elite: I'm at a loss.

  Eileen: Writer Elite, you make me cry.

  Writer Elite: ...

  Writer Elite: What else is on the agenda?

  Eileen: I really like this gown, it makes me look angelic.

  Writer Elite: I didn't say you were going to be a ditz.

  Eileen: <3

  Writer Elite: Anyway, do you have a last name?

  Eileen: I do.

  Writer Elite: Would you quit acting like you are in love with me.

  Eileen: We're not getting anywhere like this. Thanks for the name!

  [writer elite just walks out]