Yozuki: Yozuki here, and before we continue, I need a name change. This username is old, unoriginal and I prefer something different.

  Ellis: Didn't you have a gamer username?

  Yozuki: Aye, but I'm not interesting in using facets of my other life.

  Ellis: Then?

  Yozuki: What do you recommend for a name?

  Ellis: Roman is a very romantic name!

  [note Ellis holding hands together with stars in her eyes]

  Yozuki: If you are done melting, I want to know one other thing. Is roman your boyfriend?

  Ellis: Absolutely not, it's my dog!

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  Yozuki: Liar.

  Ellis: Okay, he's a pig out back...

  Yozuki: Figures.

  Ellis: Your new name is Fulken Marspike!

  Yozuki: Crimson Machette is also a good name.

  [Ellis makes a nasty face]

  Yozuki: I just had this bright idea.

  Ellis: That is?

  Yozuki: I'm watching an anime, and a scene of some characters sculpting angels came up.

  Ellis: ...

  [Yozuki grin]

  Ellis: You're not going to change me are you?

  Yozuki: Yeah. You get wings, and you lose the ears. How divine.

  Ellis: Noooo!

  [Ellis grows a pair of wings and tries them on for size]

  Yozuki: k. Now I feel like the cosmic auth...

  Ellis: You are the elite author, not the cosmic author. That is too cliched.

  Yozuki: Right, elite author it is. Now what personage and name does the elite writer have?

  Ellis: Elite Writer? You are full of cupcakes.

  Yozuki: You lack profanity, very good.

  [Ellis is silent and looks down a the ground, somehow she's now in a gown]

  Ellis; I don't like this. [whine]

  Yozuki: Would you have rather been a nutjob story that never evolved?

  Ellis; Even worse!

  Yozuki; Good. [yozuki pets ellis on the head]

  Musumune Elite; I like this name on for size.

  Ellis; Scary man is changing names and the universe as he writes!

  Musumune Elite; Until next time!