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Title Suggestion: “Ten Thousandfold Returns: The Legendary Simp of Ethereal Sect” English Synopsis: Xu Xiao, a thousand-year-old inner elder of the mighty Ethereal Sect, was on the verge of death. His once-glorious cultivation journey had come to an end. His peerless master—stunning beyond compare. His childhood sweetheart—now a gorgeous junior sister. Yet he, with hair white as snow and steps frail as wind, had nothing left but his fading breath. Just as he prepared to embrace death... the system arrived. 【Ding! Congratulations, Host. You''''ve activated the Ten Thousandfold Return System.】 【Gift any item to a Daughter of Destiny, and receive rewards up to ten thousandfold in return!】 "WHAT THE HELL?! You want me—an old man revered across the cultivation world—to be... a simp?!" "Gifted a low-grade sword—received the legendary Southern Bright Departing Fire Sword!" "Gifted a beauty-retaining pill—received the Three Thousand Dao Pill!" "Gifted a thunder talisman—received the Nine Heavens Divine Lightning Talisman!" From that day forward, a terrifying new existence rose within the Ethereal Sect—an old simp who made every female disciple tremble in fear. "No way! I refuse to believe the honorable Elder Xu would ever flirt with his disciples!" "He’s a thousand years old and barely alive! Even if he wanted to... he couldn’t!" Until reality slapped them in the face. "SH*T! This can’t be real!!!" "F**K!!! I don’t believe it!!!" The disciples of the Ethereal Sect were broken. Utterly. Completely.