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Barney the Dinosaur, juiced up on a glowing meteorite bender, rips through time like a purple wrecking ball, flipping history’s script with zero chill. He dropkicks assassins to save MLK, moonwalks into WWII to punk Hitler with his love song, and bear-hugs hurricanes into submission. Tsunamis? Yeeted. Evil empires? Punted into oblivion. Armed with his steel-melting grin and a chaotic urge to fix EVERYTHING, Barney’s leaving glittery dino footprints on fate itself. And Barney’s just getting started.Dive into this batcrazy bonanza of a saga where a T-Rex with no brakes smashes history into a better, weirder place.tl;dr Just... don''''t f with Barney.There are a whoooole lot of historical events (among other things). Let me know were you wanna see The Purple Yeeter go next! Statistics Overall Score This fiction has not received enough ratings yet to have a score. Total Views : 144 Average Views : 29 Followers : 0 Favorites : 0 Ratings : 0 Pages : 34 Advertisement Go to Table of Contents Mark as Not Interested Follow Favorite Read Later Fiction breaking rules? Report Advertisement Author Master