A life is measured not in minutes alone, but in the time one spends as ''''happy''''. For Gage Gauner, unfiltered bad luck, a complete lack off respect from his peers, and near-incompentcy in every field... It''''s not the worst life. Not to him. However, a cheating, abusive spouse, the loss of his only supporter through Alzheimer''''s, and the betrayal of a friend are enough to make the man take a trip to a tall bridge.