gem- "huh what, where am OOOOOOOH SHIT IM FALLING aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

  "wait why is it taking so long? looking around I don't appear to be moving, why can I look all around me at once? 3 moons... im, im not on earth anymore... where the hell am I, oh god please don't say I'm in hell".

  voice- "hey there are you perchance a dungeon core?"

  gem- "WHA, Jesus you scared me there, hey I moved, how did I do that, oh look I'm still moving, ah shit now I'm falling, neigh niegh

  voice- "what are you doing?"

  gem- I'm trying to not fall to the ground what does it look like I'm doing?"

  Voice- "why don't you want to be in the ground, are you not a dungeon core

  gem- "a what now"

  voice- "a dungeon core you know pits of death and despair but also adventure and riches"

  gem- "lady I have no idea what you are talking about, now I'm a little busy so either help me wait until your number is called"

  voice- "whats my number"

  gem- "idk 7"

  voice- "oh dang looks like I'm gonna have to wait a while, shame I could have helped

  gem- "fine, we are now serving number 7, now would you please help me?"

  voice- "bond with me"

  gem- "anything, just help me avoid crashing into the ground"

  you have successfully bonded with Rhiannon the dungeon fairy

  gem- "..."

  Rhiannon- "so you don't want to be a regular dungeon, got it

  suddenly I stopped moving, and not a moment too soon, about half a meter from the ground I stopped

  Rhiannon- "so what kind of dungeon Do you want to be?"

  gem- "what do you mean what kind of dungeon do I want to be, I don't want to be a dungeon, I'm, I'm. look I don't know what your deal is but I've got a lot on my plate right now so just, I don't know come back later?"

  Rhiannon- "why don't you want to be a dungeon you got the crystal for it."

  gem- "the what now?"

  Rhiannon- "alright I got you"

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  a small mirror pops into existence in front of me but al I see in it is a blue and green gemstone, but that is impossible I, I can't be just a stone, can I?

  gem- "so that blue and green gem is me"?

  Rhiannon- "you got it"

  gem- "..."

  gem- "so what do I do now?"

  Rhiannon- "usually you would start to dig a hole to start your dungeon but you said you didn't want to do that. so now we figure out what you do, do want to do, knfff hahaha dodo"

  gem- "..."

  gem- "I don't want to be a hole in the ground, I'm, I'm, lo.

  Rhiannon- "you're what scared of the dark?"

  gem-"..."

  Rhiannon- "..."

  gem- "so wha"

  Rhiannon- "ffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH"

  5 min later

  Rhiannon- "hehhe you have got to be kidding me, I'm stuck with a dungeon that's scared of the dark".

  gem- "wait you're not stuck with me, you can leave whenever you want"

  Rhiannon- "sure I can but if you die, I die. so yea, no I'm not leaving you".

  gem- "so what do we do now?"

  Rhiannon- "now we figure out a way for us to make this work".

  gem- "before that what are you?"

  Rhiannon- "oh right, sorry I forgot"

  suddenly before me flutters a small person with the cutest little button nose, lithe built and blue-green hair set in 3 rattails that is easily as long as she is, which considering she isn't more than 3 inches tall is telling.

  Rhiannon- "I am a, your dungeon fairy companion, and my name is Rhiannon Mapleflower, but my friends call me Rhi, that is if a had a friend

  the last part she says with a sad face with a tear in her eye

  gem- "I'm dave nice to meet you, one question thou, why is your hair the same colour as my gem?"

  Rhi- "oh that's because of your mana silly, but wait how come you have a name?"

  Dave- "I'm not supposed to have a name?"

  Rhi- "well the dungeons I know of got their name from the adventures that visit them"

  Dave- "and what names did they get?"

  Rhi- "well there is the well of souls, the kobold stronghold although that on got changed into the elemental stronghold, then there's hell, abyss and purgatory. those 3 deal mostly in demons and devils, the shrine of the ice maiden, you know what, Dave is a lovely name"

  Dave- "thank you"

  Rhi- "but there's something odd about you, you know?

  dave- "what do you mean"

  Rhi- "idk there just seems to be a depth to you"

  Dave "I don't know what to tell you one minute I was on my way home to my very pissed of girlfriend and the next I'm a gem floating in the sky"

  Rhiannon's face is agape

  Rhi- "ARE YOU FROM ANOTHER WORLD"

  Dave- "would that be bad?"

  Rhi- "absolutely not, its great, whenever an outsider comes to, they end up doing great things

  Dave- "but I don't want to do great things I just want to lead a happy simple life

  little Rhi stops in her victory dance

  Rhi- "I guess that's fine if you're happy I will be happy

  Dave- "well I don't know what I have to do to be happy but I know I'm not going to find it here so maybe we should get out of this crater