we move out of the crater by flying, I say we but Rhiannon did all of the work, and where does she hold me, well since I am about the same size as one of her breasts that is where she keeps me

  Dave- "not that I mind, but are you sure its okay to be carried like this, by you?"

  Rhi- "why wouldn't it be okay, we are practically married"

  Dave- "WHAT, but I haven't even met your parents yet let alone ask for permission"

  Rhi- "why would you need to ask for permission from my parents?"

  Dave- "its a tradition from my world

  Rhi- "but why thou?

  Dave- "I think it is to make sure the man is a responsible and upstanding fellow that can care for the parent's child.

  Rhi- "oh I think the humans have something like that, but the call it asking for forgiveness instead"

  Dave- "I can guess why"

  Rhi- "yea humans are so silly with their monogamy"

  Dave- "wait you think monogamy is silly"

  Rhi- "of course I do, have more than one set of children with anyone increases the chances of inbreeding and trust me inbreeding a fairy is not a good thing!"

  Dave- "so, you want to have children with me and you wouldn't mind if I also have children with other women as well

  Rhi- "well, of course, we are going to have children, sweetie, as soon as we find you a place for your core you will be needing monsters to guard you, they will be our children and having other women will give you access to a wider range of creatures

  Dave- "so what kind of creatures can you make"

  Rhi- "I don't know"

  Dave- "you don't know because you haven't been with a dungeon before or

  Rhiannon's cheeks go red hot and with a pout she says

  Rhi- "because you will be my first

  we land on the edge of the crater and take a look around

  Dave- "that is a big hole"

  Rhi- "yea, it a shame that you don't want to be here, seeing as you would have the power to make this place alive again"

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  Dave- "I can terraform"

  Rhi- "terra what now"

  Dave- "terraform its were you take a place like say this crater and transform it into a lake or a jungle

  Rhi- "oh that would be so pretty"

  Dave- "what's that over there"

  Rhi- "where?"

  Dave- "there it looks like an old camp of some sort"

  Rhi- "well before you and this crater there used to be a village here, but this can be good for us maybe what you want can be found there"

  Dave- "its worth a look"

  as Rhiannon flies around we look through the absolute garbage pile this village has become

  Dave- "what do you think, should I bind myself to half a kettle then get a witch wife to ferry me around making healing brews for the poor and poison for the rich"

  Rhi- "or you could bind yourself to his here spoon and feed one and all who put you in their mouth, you would at least get some tounge then

  she winks with her eyes,

  both- "hahahahaha"

  Dave- "or I could be a wheel, attach me to your wagon and I shall bring you far about"

  Rhi- "that's not a bad idea actually"

  Dave- "you must be joking"

  Rhi- "I'm noooot," pouting and stomping her foot "you're from another world right."

  Dave- "yea, so

  Rhi- "so if you were a wheel or dare I say the whole wagon, you could see the world

  Dave- "you know, that does sound good to me, but a wagon don't move by it itself."

  Rhi- "well then we get some animal's to pull you"

  Dave- "it decided then I will be a wagon, nay a vehicle

  Rhiannon uses some of her minor telekinetic magic to turn over dirt and debris until a small sinkhole forms in the ground revealing a quarter of a carriage with one wheel still attached

  Dave- "it needs a bit of work but its nothing a bit of spitshine won't fix"

  I say jokingly

  Rhi- "its a bargain"

  Dave- "a handyman's offer"

  Rhi- "its a start..."

  slowly she takes my crystal out and gently presses me against the seating of the wagon.