HouseDerouxScribbles
This is a story from our past, before we graduated!
When we were still Trabul Twins.Chan! (Subscribe, madderfakkers!)
Bylon Isnd, [CURRENT YEAR -2]!
"Now, what did I just hear you say, young dy?"
Standing with both hands on her hips is our guardian, Aunt Satel Starlight. The camera is pointed at her back, and she leans forward upon the two troublemakers clutching each other in absolute fear and horror! Despite being only a few years older than us, Aunt Satel exudes the kind of ferocious leonine aura that only the women of the Starlight family command!
"She said it! Sachiin' was the one who said it!"
The purple haired trouble-maker (moi'), is Young Madison Deroux! I'm making cutting motions in the air at the witch next to me, because this time it really wasn't me! When Sachiin' shouted [FILTERED] right into the orphanage hallway, she was just calling for one of her cryptid mennifests! Really!
Kneeling right beside me digging her nails into my torso's side, in equal fear by the way, is Little Sachiko. At this point Sachiin' hadn't taken up the Sunset family name, and was every bit the troublemaker that I am! Don't think that just because she has a big witch hat and has that onee-sama kind of look she's the seiso one of us two! She's the kinda businesswoman who would definitely sell merch on the first day of her veetubing career! (With great success too!)
Assaulting glowies with a steel chair!
Check!
Going full MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA on Unicorns! [1]
Check!
Flipping the middle finger to dramafags!
Yeah, we did ALL of that!
And MORE, but only if you SUBSCRIBE!
The only problem is...
Nobody ever believes me!
I'm the seiso one in this tag team!
Aunt Satel stares deep into the trembling, kneeling duo pissin' their pantyhoses on the wood tiled ground! She cannot hear my thoughts the way that Sachiin' can, but I'm only swearin' in my mind! I never said it out loud in the way that you can get demonetized on the yxxtxbes!
Aunt Satel taps the floorboards with her soft rounded shoes,
"Young Deroux. So you're telling me, Sachiko was swearing in our orphanage house."
"Yes."
"Little Sachiko, who is always well-behaved."
"Das rite! Its all an act!"
"Little Sachiko, who never causes any trouble."
"Daaaas rite! Tell me without telling me you don't do reps [2], Satel-sis! Ehehehe!"
Our aunt obviously doesn't watch our livestreams! Nobody has handphones in the New Continent, except for maybe the both of us. Everybody watches OrbTV! We're the cutting edge of entertainmento, Aunt-Satel! Have you not heard of us, the legendary 5-view [3], Trabul Twins.Chan?!?!
Aunt Satel rises from her looming stance, rubbing the side of her face, with her eyes closed! It seems that she has reached a decision! Pointing a single index finger downward at the Frxnch-bereted moi',
"Young Deroux, you're grounded."
"What?! Nooo!!!"
"This... this is an outrage! This is a misunderstanding! This... this must be some sort of conspiracy!"
Folding her arms, Satel-sis doesn't seem to be in the mood to hear my pleas for Dxngxnronpx justice!
"Objection! 「Sore wa, chikao yo!!」 [4] You guys... everyone is being tricked by Sachiin'!"
I shake Sachiin's bare shoulders with both my little silk-gloved hands, trying to get her to stand up for what is right and true, just for once! Do it! Its me, your best conspirator, partner-in-crime that is being grounded here! You gotta help me, Sachiin'! I don't wanna be cleaning the cafe kitchen when we could be livestreaming!!
You know what Sachiin' did?
The bitch turned to me, her big hazel eyes now swelling up with a watery yer, an almost-perfect cover of translucent innocence! Sachiin' opens her mouth slightly, like she didn't know what I was talking about!
This is cssic Sachiin'!
Sachiin' doesn't lie, cheat, or steal...
... but she is great hiding her power levels! Look at this evil girl just twerking her shoulders right now! She is NOT trembling in fear! Non, non!! She's just trying to hide her ughter!
"Bitch! You KNOW >you were in the wrong this tim-----!!!!" I try to cover my mouth to prevent more yabainess from spilling from my mouth...
But too te!
Aunt Satel raises a golden eyebrow at moi' slipping up, for reals this time!
"... and for that, I doubled the time you are grounded."
Sachiin' gasps in her very demure and abject horror, both at my very normal nguage and for my EXTRA PUNISHMENT! Her face scrunches up into a pained expression, like she were feeling sorry and handing out condolences like candy with blinking eyes.
Aunt Satel sighs, "If you could be even be half as behaved as Little Sachiko here... This orphanage would be a lot more calmer." Turning around to fetch a boxload of tools from behind the cafe counter, she makes to exit from the front gss door, stopping to cast a thoughtful eye at the distraught moi'.
"When you have thought your deeds and actions over, you can come help me fix the roof, young dy! Until then, Little Sachiko, watch over your elder sister! Don't let her get into trouble again!" That was Satel's way of telling moi' to not be too upset, but how can I NOT be upset when it really wasn't my fault this time!
"Yes."
Sachiin' bows while still kneeling on the ground, her gigantic witch's hat obscuring her face as Satel-sis exits with the ringing of the doorbell. She maintains that bowing position for five seconds...
Ten seconds...
Fifteen seconds...
When she lifts her head again, her face turns slowly to me in shaded darkness.
"Heh."
Narrowed eyes shining with malice and a triangur mocking smile comes across the bitch's face!
"You...! You didn't even stand up for moi'!!!"
Sachiin' dabs a finger with her tongue, lightly rubbing the sides of her eyes with saliva, just to dab on moi' and show me how her 'crocodile-dog tears' were done!
"Problem, La-Roux???"
">You are the problem child, Sachiin'!!!"
"If it can't be seen, it never happened, sista!"
I have half a mind to start raining down tiny fists, but I think against it, only because it would only get me grounded for the THIRD day, and the thought of this evil bitch getting away with everything just sickens me to my stomach!
"Homu homu, if you are going to be in the doghouse..." Sachiin' pulls on the ribbon-string across my neck, undoing it in one clean motion! "I guess I'll take your stream key and solo-stream in your pce~?"
Look at her face! She's just enjoying getting moi' in trouble!
"Just you wait Sachiin'! One day, I'll expose you! Everyone will know about your deeds and actions, then!"
"Fufu, I look forward to it..."
Sachiin' ughs while putting a handful of demure fingers above her mouth, and as a deliberate afterthought, her eyes light up with a signature red glow, an evil smile spreading across her face!
"... try it if you can, madderfakker!!!"
Go Go And Learn Moonrunes Veetubaing With Aya-chan! Trabul Twins.Chan!Unicorns! [1] - Veetuba watchers that are really really into you and really really possessive! Their mantra is NO MALES! Even though most of them ARE males!
Do Your Reps! [2] - Reps being, watch streams! Do your reps! Watch streams! Don't tell me you are just a filthy clipwatcher!
5-view [3] - Views are the measure of a veetuba's success! If you have 20 people watching you at the same time, you are a 2-view! If you have 200 people watching you at the same time, you are a 3-view! Digits! Numbers!
「Sore wa, chikao yo!」 [4] - "I think this is how to say 'That's wrong' in Moonrune!" "Fufu, I'm pretty sure that's wrong, La-Roux."
